I just LOOOOVE Cotton balls.

So wouldn’t it just be SOOO COOL if I could DESIGN MY WEDDING VEIL TO LOOK LIKE ONE?!!!!

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I just LOOOOVE Cotton balls.

So wouldn’t it just be SOOO COOL if I could DESIGN MY WEDDING VEIL TO LOOK LIKE ONE?!!!!

Come on. Admit it, wouldn’t YOU want a storm trooper as your wedding officiant?

Awesomeness by Shipment of Fail
He’s just SOOO sexy with his HUGE HELMET!
The wedding officiant had no idea she going to be the sacrificial virgin used to consummate the marriage….

Awesomeness by Unreality Mag
Wedding officiant: I just LOVE interspecies marriages. They just make me feel tingly and giddy inside.
Bride: God, that poor girl. I feel horrible having her take my place, but she deserves it in that get-up.
Groom: Yummm… Sacrificial virgin. I’ll eat her first.. and leave the other one as a snack for later…
They must be trying out a new dance move.

But… OUCH! that looks like it hurts….