The wedding officiant had no idea she going to be the sacrificial virgin used to consummate the marriage….
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Wedding officiant: I just LOVE interspecies marriages. They just make me feel tingly and giddy inside.
Bride: God, that poor girl. I feel horrible having her take my place, but she deserves it in that get-up.
Groom: Yummm… Sacrificial virgin. I’ll eat her first.. and leave the other one as a snack for later…
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Copy & paste this:
IT’S A TRAP
Glad to see this was the first response.
thank you for saying that.
DAMMIT
I wanted to be the one to say that….
*sad face*
Um…is the officiant SUPPOSED to look like Mon Mothma? Oh my. Regardless, just the thought puts this picture into a whole new level of disturbing.
SOOOOOOOO glad I’m not the only one that was thinking that!
You read my mind.
Look at who is exchanging rings. “Slave” Leia is officiating. The groom is at least a Mon Calimaran, not necessarily Mon Mothma. The woman in white seems to be the bride, but I don’t know what character she is meant to represent. I don’t think she tried hard enough. You can’t do theme halfway.
What I want to know is why the groom is completely hidden from view? It seems not an inch of skin is showing….I wonder why the “groom” is being so “cleverly” hidden.
@Hecate
2nd-ed
thank god, I was afraid no one would have made the ‘It’s a trap’ comment yet:P I’d be so ashamed if I knew these people
There are so many things to comment here i dont know where to begin.
Anyone else notice that the offical is dressed up as Princess Lia when she was a slave to jabba the hut?
hmmm… troll??? maybe not… ok… uh, DUH, yeah, kinda goes with the star wars theme…
I don’t have a problem with Star Wars weddings per se, but I think having a headpiece that totally covers your head on during your wedding ceremony is a bit much. That’s one time when you shouldn’t be committed to your character.
Slave Leia is officiating. The groom is Admiral Ackbar. The bride is Mon Mothma. Geez, people, learn your Star Wars.
omg. thats not a storm trooper FYI! Thats Master Cheif from Halo…. HOW DARE YOU CONFUSE THEM!?
*Chief
and yes i am a girl…just cuz im a girl doesnt mean i cant be a gamer.
But isn’t the sacrificial virgin a dessert? Save the best for last…
i dont think the website operator knew it was star wars?
Just wanted to come in and make sure someone had yelled “IT’S A TRAP!” Thank goodness.
@Hecate
YES.
IT’S A TRAP!
omg, in my star wars roleplay, our ewok found a shop that sold admiral ackbar plushies, that when you squeeze them they scream ITS A TRAP!
so. epic.
@Hecate
precisely
What till he loses the mask and it turns out to be her crazy neighbor stalker.
Her poor fiance is looked in the back of the limo.
it’s a TRAAAAP!!
Okay, not commenting on the bride and groom here, but how freaking cool is it to get married by Leia in her slave bikini?!? Where can I find a wedding officiant that cool?
Nice Star Wars (Parody??) wedding! Hey, what about a Han Solo and Princess Leia wedding? Wait…that actually happened after Return of the Jedi, where the two of them had 3 kids – Jacen, Jaina and Anakin Solo…
the force is strong in ^^^^ one…
HAHA yeah i guess “ITS A TRAP” is going to be on everyone’s mind, exactly what i was thinking hahaha!
don’t do it … ITS A TRAP !!!!!! … SAY NOO !!!!
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LOL the Wedding officiant is A Jabba Slave!!!
weel, i think the officiant might have had a vague inkling about the whole sacrifice thing, considering she is dressed as Zena the warrior princess.
ohh blasphemy… Xena (proper spelling) would have a sword… That my Young Padawan is someone dressed as Leia in her Slave Garb (A.K.A. “The Golden Binkini”). unless you’re trolling, then…good one
he is wearing the admiral’s uniform..