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“We are gathered here today to celebrate the bride’s HUGE breasts. The groom has vowed that from this day forward, for better for worse, for richer for poorer, in sickness and in health – he will love, cherish and fondle the bride’s breasts for as long as they both shall live.”
Will Someone Just Get It For Her Already?!?
Your Vegas Show Girl Oompah Loompahs are moonlighting as bridesmaids again…
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It’ll be a wedding your friends will never forget!.
On this day, I vow to never wash these dentures again. You don’t know delicious until you’ve accidentally dropped your dentures in the blood of the Lord.
I’m trying to think of a better way to commemorate The Happiest Day Of Your Life. Suddenly everything else pales in comparison. Dancing with your new husband to “At Last” doesn’t hold a candle to doing a keg stand in Vera Wang. Was she a gymnast or just a college professional? Her form suggests she’s held a variety of prestigious titles.
Weddings on the beach are prime photobomb material. Something tells me this strolling couple slowly inched their way to the buffet table after this picture was taken. Check out the woman’s gaze. It’s not on the couple – it’s on what’s behind the couple. And speaking of behinds – I’m not entirely sure why she’s topless (nude beach wedding, anyone?), but I’m immeasurably glad she’s not bottomless.
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So, I was trolling the wedding boards yesterday when I came across this AMAZINGLY beautiful dress! I was just stunned! This girl has the greatest taste I’ve seen since Cher in the 80s!
Isn’t it Perfect?! I think the little star belly button ring adds a little extra pizzaz, don’t you? Wearing this dress, I would feel like an angel in heaven. However, I’d probably fall back down to earth when I took a look at…
My MOM! OMG! If I were that girl I’d be screaming, “How DARE you steal my spotlight with your gigantor boobs! There’s only room for ONE scantily dressed woman here! YOU HAD YOUR TURN!”
Then, I’d unleash my fury by taking out my star shaped belly ring and promptly popping those balloons of hers.
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The couple that mindlessly preys on human flesh together, stays together. I’m wondering where they’re registered. Bed Bath & Beyond? Party City? Cannibals R Us?
Marrying the undead can be a difficult, smelly and sometimes sacrificial process. Grams here clearly doesn’t know what she’s in for.
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