Awesomeness by jeremiah_owyang
The couple that mindlessly preys on human flesh together, stays together. I’m wondering where they’re registered. Bed Bath & Beyond? Party City? Cannibals R Us?
Marrying the undead can be a difficult, smelly and sometimes sacrificial process. Grams here clearly doesn’t know what she’s in for.
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Copy & paste this:
Why is the zombie bride always covered in more gore than the zombie groom?
@Kittymouth
Because bloodstains don’t show very well on a black tux.
it is horrible, especialy at middle old lady
@Kittymouth
Because you get charged more for getting rented tux’s blood soaked.
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GAHD, that poor grandma…
These are just people wearing matching halloween costumes…