So, I was trolling the wedding boards yesterday when I came across this AMAZINGLY beautiful dress! I was just stunned! This girl has the greatest taste I’ve seen since Cher in the 80s!
Isn’t it Perfect?! I think the little star belly button ring adds a little extra pizzaz, don’t you? Wearing this dress, I would feel like an angel in heaven. However, I’d probably fall back down to earth when I took a look at…
My MOM! OMG! If I were that girl I’d be screaming, “How DARE you steal my spotlight with your gigantor boobs! There’s only room for ONE scantily dressed woman here! YOU HAD YOUR TURN!”
Then, I’d unleash my fury by taking out my star shaped belly ring and promptly popping those balloons of hers.
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If Nome Malone from Showgirls got married, this is what she’d wear.
I saw this in the British papers awhile ago, I’m sure it said they were only 16 or summat.
Anyeon notice that… on top of this dress she has the brides maids from 1 page after this that they call oompa loompas…
That’s what I thought!
so, we’re all aware that the wedding “dress” is pure trash… but seriously, is the bridesmaid just wearing a bra? a white bra over a half corset? WTF. and is that joey fatone on the right?
the gal with the gigantor boobs is the bride’s mother.
google images for ‘chav wedding’ to see more.
This is so wrong for so many reasons. 16 year-old kids should never be allowed to marry.
I do hope I can look as hot as her mom when I’m 33 though.
The worst thing about thsi wedding is that the bride is 16, the groom is 17 and the other couple in the picture is the brides parents!!!!!! and the horrible blue bridemaid oommpa loompas posted later are her bridesmaids!!!
@Jennifer
Yeah, I thought so.
Looks like Katie Price in my opinion. You sure she is 16? But at anyrate, 16 year olds love showing as much skin as they can (i live in a big city and still dont see teenagers covering up in -30 degree weather) Too bad she thought this was good looking. Must have been for a photoshoot.
Um, Christ. The bride does not have the stomach for that…(see first pic). Ack!
She looks like she’s been around a lot to be only 16…rode hard as the saying goes.
I saw this in the papers too, I think it said they were gypsies and lived in caravans didn’t it?
And during the ceremony the bride was having a conversation with a bridesmaid or something…
Pure class. Makes me glad to be British!
Yeah, I think they are Travellers, gypsies. They tend to have these crazy over the top weddings where the brides look more like prostitutes.
Yah I read the article online! The girl is only 16 and her parents paid to have this horrible, big, fancy wedding that cost them like everything they owned!
they are gypsies and met at Alton Towers (a theme park in England) which i used to work at and gets overrun by people dressed like this ever easter weekend!! its delightful!
…that girl looks like my cousin. However, my cousin is not 16, nor are we British, so I’m able to breathe a sigh of relief.
This screams “Jersey Shore”.
If this really is in England than, wow.
Allison I was thinking the same thing! I thought it was in New Jersey, too. Are they seriously only teenagers? Because the bride looks old in the that first photo.
I’m a Brit and I can confirm this is a travellers’ wedding and took place in the UK. You can spot a travellers wedding by 4 things:
1. Extreme youth of couple 16-17 is normal
2. HUGE poofy skirts (the oompa loompas before were the bridesmaids at a traveller wedding)
3. VERY revealing bride’ s dress.
4. Mini-me child bridesmaid
Really though it’s the poofy dresses that are key.
From Left to Right: Bride’s Mother, Bride, Groom, Bride’s Father. It was a traveler wedding, cost the father $16k I think it was, they even had a rented Rolls Royce. Although it MIGHT have been a Bently, the only photo I’ve seen of the nose of the car is cut in half through hood emblame. I can’t remember if these two are the one who met in a carnival, or if it was Alton Towers like earlier posted. Traveller weddings are always flamboyish. Its simply the belief that’s its the Bride’s day and what ever she wants goes, since it’s the biggest day of her life.
isn’t this a fail blog?? not a omg i love that dress blog!!
Um… This isn’t an “omg I love that dress” blog, it is usually a “wedding fail” blog, sometimes a “wedding wtf” blog and on occassion a “wedding win” blog.
I accidentally clicked send before I was finished. Just shows how smart I am.
Anyway, they aren’t saying they like the dress, it was sarcasm.
That girl’s boobs are fake -.-
I agree. why is she even wearing white?