When my fiance asked me where I’d like to get married after he proposed, I
went with my gut instincts. “In Hell,” I told him.
Isn’t Hell freaking awesome? Did you guys check out the layer of smoke at our feet? That was all me. Please do NOT get me started on that pleasant meadow scene behind Death. I specifically told them I wanted a backdrop with a view from Satan’s throne. Clearly there was a mix-up, but whatever. My fiance’s jacket is the perfect length, don’t you think? We’re giving out
custom Ouija boards to our guests, and I cannot wait to cut into that blood red coffin cake.
This is the happiest day of my life. Death, let’s DO THIS!
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Those girls DO NOT have the legs for those outfits.
I have had to wear some pretty awful bridesmaid gowns but nothing compares to this. I think if my friend asked me to be in her wedding and then preposed these Lady Gaga approved outfits, I would be forced to explain how a “family emergency” has come up and I just can’t attend – so sorry.
What memories they are making! I’m sure their parents are so proud. Did the groom get his suit from Circus Tents R Us?
Oh, come on guys, this is a dream wedding!
@NoAdditives
I think they do. Then again, I like ‘em plump anyway.
@curtis
plump implies that if they grew a little, they wouldnt automatically die of an obesity related illness. not only is there most likely some kind of pace maker in their corsets, but just out of frame, there’s a costco pack of defibrillators “just in case”. the weight of the bridal party collectively is a metric ton!
@caitie
Ouch, girl. Be nice. Corsets can do funny things to the lower part of a body if not places properly. And I doubt thier a metric ton.
@caitie
I’m bigger than any of those girls and not dying of any obesity related illnesses, I just have enough class not to run around in underwear. I’ll bet none of those girls are as big as you think they are. Let me guess, you’re 90 lbs and still think you’re fat?
The point is that none of those women really have the hindparts to pull off those outfits. They might not be unhealthy but for a wedding wouldn’t you want a slightly more flattering dress?
Also is it just me or is the groom not standing in front of the bride?
I’m not 100% convinced this is a hell-themed wedding, it might just be a goth wedding with fog on the ground. I like the colour theme a lot either way.
unfortunately, there won’t be any smiling face there..
looks like someones going to see Rocky tonight
hell is having to attend this farce. imagine being the parents. continual facepalms.
the bride’s body is not too bad.
@ontheclock
Those are zoot suits the groom and best man are wearing. Wrong hats though…but I totally dig the red with black pinstrip. Over all, I think it’s kinda cool and original. And the girls don’t look that bad.
What be more appropriate if they played Slayer at the reception.
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This may be the first bridesmaid outfit you really could wear again.
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If the bride feels gorgeous, then who cares what anyone else thinks? Beauty doesn’t just come in a size 4, and bigger girls have a right to wear skimpy stuff it they want to. If it honestly bothers you that much, don’t look.
What’s your wedding theme? Gangsters meet hookers who dropped out of Weight-Watchers … in HELL!
Seriously. Did not one of those women even glance in a mirror?? ** shudders **