Every proposal should be chaperoned by a huge furry mascot. The mascot can serve dual purposes. If the girl says no, the mascot will put his furry arm around her (ex) boyfriend and quickly escort him to a private, padded area. If she says yes, he will do cartwheels and pour a tub of Gatorade on the happy couple. It’s a win-win. Also, ladies: Do yourselves a favor, and always dress up for sports. You never know if you’re going to a basketball game to eat nachos and get drunk, or to stand in front of thousands of people and be proposed a lifetime of marriage.
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I’m pretty sure this was outed as a staged event a long time ago.
Dorkforbrains people, it’s well established this was a prank and they were actors.
Guys: Don’t be a tool. Don’t propose at sporting events.
Girls: Don’t humiliate your boyfriend. Get him out of the lime light as quickly as possible and let him down easily while allowing him to keep his dignity.
not a fake. the set up was at a pacers game. the chick was wearing jeans and a beige top.
Oh boy. I feel so sorry for both of them if that was for real. How could any guy think that was romantic?
Appropriate use of buzzer sound! lolz
I just love the fact that when they pan back to the guy towards the end, he’s still being escorted by the mascot, but by then someone’s given him a beer.
That’s a microphone.
go past the part where he’s holding the microphone; in the tunnel he’s holding a beer.
Well he’s off to the noose that mascot prepared for him.
That was sooo cool good girl if your hearts not in it don’t do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry folks but this is a FAKE. It’s actuially an advert for a beer company – hence the guy is handed a beer at the end! They are actors so nobody was hurt in the making of this commercial!I’m assuming Webinator were well aware of this because the commercial has been cut short.
Who won the game?
They’re actors alright, and not very good actors either, but I sure appreciate the humor.
He should have know if she wante to get married before hand or not.. hes the idiot !
She did him a favor – getting married is like breaking into jail. He’ll thank her someday!
Don’t really care whether it was fake or not, just imagining that happening to some poor schmuk was entertaining enough. The chick was pretty hot though.
There is truth to this…
It’s ridiculous to see men on their knees before women. It should be done before God, only.
Amen Brother…
I bet if a girl was on her knees in front of a man, you probably wouldn’t be complaining, if you know what I mean.
Gemma – God IS real, grow up and get over yourself. This “proposal” was not.
Was that Turtle from Entourage?
The problem with public proposals is that they can be like emotional blackmail: say yes or humiliate me, yourself, and get labeled as the girl who turned down her boyfriend on national television. Unless you know for a fact that the girl wants a public proposal or you’ve already gotten her to agree and just want a romantic gesture, it’s doomed to fail.
yea I totally agree with this
@Jami
‘god’ isn’t real, get over yourself.
Other wedding proposal hoax:
http://www.nba.com/wizards/news/spoof_proposal040225.html
There seems to be some issue regarding the topic of my existence…
DAD! I told you not to talk to my friends in public!
Now son, I was a pretty hep cat back in my day. Kids today know I can still “get jiggy with it”
It is unfair to put a woman on the spot like that. That man was probably thinking if I do it in front of all these people, she will say yes. Well sorry but that shit don’t work on women. Good on you girl, who wants to marry the janitor anyway JERK
I’m with you there
what the hell is she doing there anyways? Shouldn’t she home doing dishes or making a sandwich? Nice leggings and sweater, very hot.
Love the Cheesoid facial hair on the dude.
Seriously this was staged.
The problem as I see it is that there’s this basic assumption that a woman *wants* to get married, and the question is whether or not the guy wants to. So then when the woman turns him down, it’s seen as this horrible, tragic event. Some women just don’t want to, just like some guys don’t want to…
Watch the clip again and take a good look at the “woman” being proposed to. Looks a LOT like a guy in drag to me.
its fake. period, end of discussion
Oh well, if Garret says the discussion is over then that is clearly the end all. *rolls eyes*
No, what’s not cool is asking some woman to marry you and being oblivious to her feelings. I will guarantee you they’ve had discussions about it.
So I should marry that guy I found out was a jerk, the one that stalked me and hit on my sister, just because he proposed?
Think before you speak.
I also think that God thing is BS though. Nobody cares what you preachy, self-rightous, overzealous idiots think.