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Ever wanted to dress up as a wedding stripper?

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If I was attending this wedding I would totally be making DJ requests on the sly all night. Let’s see, a few classics that come to mind…

1. Girls, Girls, Girls – Motley Crue
2. My Humps – Fergie
3. Back That Ass Up – Juvenile

I can’t believe they were registered at Williams Sonoma.

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  1. TJ says:

    The question this makes me ask is why does the groom look so disappointed? Was he fighting for a naked wedding or something?

  2. BAReFOOt says:

    Hey, that dress is HOT. What pathetic loser would object to that? Maybe one with that disease called “religion”. Luckily they are not allowed to come close to me to infect me with their nasty shit.

  3. dizzy says:

    This must be Israel. Wedding dresses with bare/lacey midriffs are really popular there – I am not kidding.

  4. Sandra says:

    You didn’t get it. She is definitely a bellydancer. This is just white belly dance costume with a bridal skirt and accessories.
    I know lot of bellydancers who has an idea to get married in their most beautiful white dance costume and most of them find this idea super cute.
    Unfortunately they don’t realize, that general public usualy don’t get their costume idea and consider them as a strippers.

  5. Iattackthedarkness says:

    I think I saw that in the news some time ago (like 6 months or something), or this one might just be an imitation of the event I’m talking about, but a very famous Russian bellydancer got married in a bellydance costume-like gown. For the serious face, I guess it’s like those pictures when only one person has his/her eyes closed…

  6. Kate says:

    I want to give her the benefit of the doubt and say she may be a bellydancer, but still.

  7. jt says:

    i absolutely love the faces in this picture. muted anger, half smiles, smirking cousins. priceless.

  8. Klayre says:

    The people on the Snopes message board tracked down the back story to this one. She’s a professional belly dancer and modeled her wedding dress after a belly dancing costume. Doesn’t make it any less skanky though.

  9. Anjelika says:

    FYI, the girl getting married is a professional bellydancer, thus the “gown.” She actually performs in it, which I think is a fabulous way to multitask:

    http://www.snopes.com/photos/weddings/beaded.asp

    Sorry, just a bellydancer defending a fellow bellydancer here. :)

  10. Murgatroyd says:

    @TJ
    Seriously. His seeming lack of emotion kind of weirds me out when juxtaposed with that much hotness… Something strange is going on there.

  11. Murgatroyd says:

    Come to think of it, pretty much everybody in that picture looks totally non-plussed. Definitely fishy.

  12. MentalFloss says:

    Personally, I find nothing wrong with this. She’s a bellydancer by profession, she has the figure to wear it, and I happen to think it’s very pretty. The woman isn’t a stripper – she probably has costumes with shorter skirts than that as well: it’s just all part of what it means to be a bellydancer.

  13. Tori says:

    There’s nothing wrong with this one. First of all, she IS a bellydancer. I remember seeing something about this wedding online. Second, it’s a gorgeous outfit anyways!

  14. Bek says:

    @Anjelika
    Ye, I was thinking the same thing…if you know anything about belly dance, you’d recognise the design scheme…very pretty, in my opinion…even tho I’m a Tribal belly dancer…not my style, but still…I like it.

  15. ontheclock says:

    Just because she’s a belly dancer doesn’t mean she has to always dress like one.
    Hey I’m a balloon artist but I wouldn’t wear balloons as a wedding dress…… or would I?

  16. K says:

    People are so odd… you don’t usually see doctors getting married in their scrubs.

    It’s the couple’s party, they can do what they want, but they put it on the internet so we (ok I) get to make fun of it!

    Now if only I can find the pictures from my South Jersey cousin’s wedding- there was an ice luge shaped like the boot of Italy.

  17. Michelle says:

    Yeah, maybe I’m the only one that thinks it looks cheap? I don’t mean trashy (wait, that too) but like, appliques on yer nipps, and dripping mardi gras beads? As a fashion designer I got to say, this is just not cute. I love belly dancing, use it as inspiration, not literally! Don’t wear your profession as your wedding dress, cuz then you get this. But hey, it’s her day…

  18. Missy X says:

    You and your sly song suggestions…I would have gone with “I’m In love with a stripper” or “Shake What Yo Mamma Gave ya”!

  19. Clockwork Lime says:

    @BAReFOOt
    LOLOL. I really love that dress. Seriously.

  20. Foamy_Your_Lord_and_Master says:

    just me, or does the wife look like mila kunis?

  21. impatientgirl says:

    Everyone in the pic looks dismayed, bellydancer or not…

  22. Correction says:

    Murgatroyd :
    Come to think of it, pretty much everybody in that picture looks totally non-plussed. Definitely fishy.

    Ahem. Nonplussed means confused/perplexed, not disinterested/unfazed. PSA for the day.

  23. Minagiv says:

    Just so you know, My Humps isn’t Fergie, it’s the Black-Eyed Peas. Just sayin’.

  24. geekers says:

    I would understand if there was some sort of corset/wrap/other torso-covering device to go with that, and her current outfit were the newlywed night ensemble. But it isn’t.

    Either way, I’m not gonna deny the design is pretty awesome.

  25. Canaduck says:

    @BAReFOOt

    Uh sure, you have to be religious to be offended by overwhelming tackiness. That makes a lot of sense. Stop making atheists–like myself–look braindead.

  26. bea says:

    This is typical Russian wedding))

    • Nana says:

      Don’t be a stupid. You know nothing about Russia. I am from Russia and I never saw such brides before. So this is absolutely not typical Russian wedding.

  27. mama_cito95 says:

    Why isn’t anyone who’s standing next to the mirror reflected in the mirror?

  28. Apples says:

    @mama_cito95

    I’m pretty sure that’s a doorway, not a mirror.

  29. saary says:

    Oh …oh

  30. YELDAAA says:

    i think she is a belly dancer

  31. Nicolasa says:

    He’s not disappointed. I’m sure he’s excited. I’m Ukrainian and the men are like ALL men. They love this stuff. They hide everything, but I can tell tell you she’s number one, right up their alley.

  32. Wild Red Roan says:

    The mother-in-law (I’m assuming it’s her) — one down from the lady in peach — looks like she’s going to have a stroke.

    Either that or she’s been sucking on a rotting lemon all day.

  33. Lisa Stabisa says:

    Ok, belly dancing bare midriffs aside…. why are the men carrying bouquets? I don’t see many grooms carrying a dozen carnations around at your average wedding. And her dad (?) seems to be toting around 45 lbs of lilies. Is this a foreign custom too?

  34. ANON says:

    @BAReFOOt

    Offensive! Dude, just because you don’t believe in it, doesn’t mean you have to dis the people who do!

  35. Adjurse says:

    по моему мнению: мне понравилось.

    где познакомится с мужчиной знакомства в Королёве с парнями
    в Подольске нудистка познакомится: познакомлюсь с парнем для встреч в Подольске
    замужние женщины хотят секса – замужняя женщина познакомится
    выйти замуж за турка: познакомлюсь с парнем 17 лет в Москве
    сайт знакомств с иностранцами в Невинномысске: хочу заняться сексом с сыном в Невинномысске
    познакомлюсь в Тольяттах с кавказцем семейная пара познакомится с мужчиной
    познакомлюсь со спонсором познакомлюсь в Элисте с мужчиной парнем
    познакомлюсь с богатым мужчиной Москва – в Москве познакомиться со шведом
    как познакомиться с эмо боем в Новошахтинске в Новошахтинске познакомлюсь с парнем 16 лет
    Барнаул как познакомиться с актером: хочу секса с братом
    в Невинномысске познакомлюсь с замужней девушкой – познакомиться с испанцем Невинномысск

  36. Danielle says:

    ya know…her top is actually really pretty … not for a wedding but still it’s pretty

  37. S.Azrael says:

    I always figured it was in Russia, by the apparance of the groom. Not to sound prejudice or anything, but Russian men have a certain look to them, that this guy has.

  38. Kediset says:

    I remember seeing it in an article once. just don’t remember where it was.. I actually kindda like the top part.. the rest doesn’t look so great

  39. Lady Anne says:

    Maybe the groom is upset because he wanted to be the first one to see his bride. Nah – he knew what he was getting.

  40. ladyofargonne says:

    I can see who his mother is and she’s not happy.

  41. Sanguinari says:

    most definitely a belly dancer outfit.


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