That looks like a sneeze of intense satisfaction. Check out the bent legs. Too bad dude is blowing snot rockets all over his wife’s $1500 wedding dress. Even David’s Bridal don’t come cheap, y’all.
Go on, honey. Show ‘em that trick we do in bars when we’re low on money. The one where I open my legs and you magically appear in-between them.
You brought your tap shoes, right? I see you wore the ‘Sympathy Bandages’ on your arms like I asked you to. Mommy’s Little Actress!
I’m not sure I entirely agree with this Motivational Photo. This couple could feasibly procreate and give birth to Gisele.
Yes, it’s a long shot. But I’ve known several hot chicks whose parents were blindingly fugly. You never know what a child who’s produced by a buck-toothed inbred and a Russian mobster with cankles is going to look like. Congratulations, you two!
PS: Who wants to bet they registered at Church’s Chicken?
PPS: Is she wearing sandals?
I didn’t realize that everyone brought a shotgun to a shotgun wedding. You learn something new every day! I wonder what this chick did next. A keg stand?
Let me think of a few places I’d rather pee in while wearing my wedding gown:
- Pizza Hut
- The Vince Lombardi Transit Center off I-95 in New Jersey
- Prison
What can I say? Porta-potties are outhouses on-the-go. That’s pretty sick.
There are only 30 steamy burgers inside each crave case, and there is no way to forecast how many cases would accommodate this crew. Why guess when you can go straight to the source? Especially since White Castle is no stranger to love.
I have just one question: Which one is the bride? I see at least 3 brides in this picture. Is this like when 2 of the members of Bel Biv Devoe got married in the same ceremony? Multiple unions + White Castle reception = Recession Special!
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