Sully? Is that you? Last I heard you were a gentle soul who safely landed a commercial airplane in the Hudson, saving everyone on-board. And now…this?
Don’t get me wrong – you look really happy. I just figured you’d be on P-Diddy’s yacht popping bottles instead of working on your tan and getting hitched in a thong. But what do I know about being a hero?
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AND ASHY KNEES!!!
wow…
This one actually made my stomach turn and then I had a coughing fit from the horror. Wow.
omg. My best friend’s grandma got married wearing the EXACT. SAME. THING!!! She lives in a nudist colony and wore the teddy just so the family members who didn’t live in the colony wouldn’t be embarassed. Apparently the groom didn’t get the memo cause when they did the picks they made him stand behind a topiary.
which one had the kid??
Won’t that toddler be thrilled to inherit this picture of him and his new “grandparents” on their happy day? I’m sure it will find a place of honor on his mantle.
brb gonna pour bleach in my eyes
kthxbai
That’s…disturbing. *shudder*
I think I just had a heart attack….. no wait, that was just my stomach clutching in horror
She finally got him to cave on the bowtie…
You know, that black thong almost looks photoshopped in. And I am so, so grateful for that.
He had to wear the thong, so you can tell which one is the man….
then again, idk. They could both be.
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Where are Child Protective Services when you need them?
That poor kid….