
Let me think of a few places I’d rather pee in while wearing my wedding gown:
- Pizza Hut
- The Vince Lombardi Transit Center off I-95 in New Jersey
- Prison
What can I say? Porta-potties are outhouses on-the-go. That’s pretty sick.
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There aren’t many options at an outdoor wedding.
And, seriously? You’d rather step into a prison in a wedding dress? Doesn’t that pretty much guarantee you nothing less than a nice gang rape?
Not if it’s a womens’ prison. *rolls eyes*
*sighs* NoAdditives misses the point AGAIN…
Do NOT go in there!
There is no way she didn’t get that pretty dress up against the filthy, urine-soaked walls of the porta-potty. I frankly feel a little sorry for her.
it took 2 bridesmaids, one of their moms, myself & two other friends to help my daughter in her huge skirted wedding dress pea in the park restroom before the wedding. hooray for handicap stalls, I think. one of the other friends was in the midst of potty training her child & volunteered um, drying duty. which was good as I was certain I, as mom, would get that job—did not want!
also, I could have been happier not knowing she was wearing superman underwear under there. truly.
I would squat and pee behind a car before I did that.
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