Go on, honey. Show ‘em that trick we do in bars when we’re low on money. The one where I open my legs and you magically appear in-between them.
You brought your tap shoes, right? I see you wore the ‘Sympathy Bandages’ on your arms like I asked you to. Mommy’s Little Actress!
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is it just me or does that kid have some mad fangs??
The Aristocrats!!
Holy crap, demon child.
Those aren’t sympathy badges. Those are suicide bandages. Stepdad likes little girls…
SURPRISE!!! I actually have five kids
This picture wouldn’t be so appalling if the little girl didn’t bear a startling resemblance to my own offspring. Aside from leaping out from between somebody’s legs and without the fangs, I mean.
Gotta be careful when you buy a second hand wedding dress – if not properly dry-cleaned they may be rife with parasitic flower girls
LOL thats hilarious!
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its a wedding people, is this how you want to be remembered? The little girl is really cute though!
At least they didn’t stage it where there’s a baby under the little girl’s dress