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Avant Garde To Have A Corpse As Your "Something Old"

Oct. 31, 2009

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Submitted By: Anonymous

Happy Halloween! Let’s celebrate with this picture of a rotting body lying still in the grass. It’s a pretty spooky scene with the Village of the Damned flower children giving the dude the evil eye. I can’t tell if he’s been mortally wounded or if he’s  practicing his yoga routine.

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"I Take Thee Ass Cheek…To My Right"

Oct. 30, 2009

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I’m trying to determine what relation this woman is to the groom. Sister? Daughter? Mistress? Her left cheek is lifted a good few inches higher than her right. That is one mighty grab. Groom FAIL.

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Braiiiiins….Or Caaaaake…

Oct. 30, 2009

Happy Almost-Halloween! To commemorate my – and this kid’s – love for the holiday, I present 2 inspired wedding cakes that I’d murder for:

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The couple that swings chainsaws together stays together! Fun fact: The zombies on the above cake were modeled after real people attending the wedding. Yum! Speaking of the Land of the Dead…

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Submitted By: Anonymous, Zombie cake via

The ‘law firm lobby’ ambience isn’t doing much for me, but I’ve heard Corpse Bride Cake is awfully delicious. Heavy on the black icing with a few drops of human tears. Mmmm.

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Is That Her Something Blue?

Oct. 29, 2009

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Submitted By: Anonymous

…or is she modeling a new line of Runaway Bride Rollerblades? ‘For the woman who has cold feet and just can’t decide: ‘Til death do us part or speedy urban getaway?’ I hope you can fit a flask in those things.

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Afraid To Taste It

Oct. 28, 2009

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Submitted By: Anonymous

No, really. What is it? Is it alive? Does it have a cherry filling? *shudder* Will they keep the tail in the freezer until their first anniversary?

The couple looks completely thrilled. This cake is exactly what they’d envisioned. I’m just having a hard time figuring out what that vision is. Someone please tell me – WTF is this wedding cake?

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Mr. FancyPants

Oct. 27, 2009

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Submitted By: Anonymous

Here’s what I see happening in this picture:

Mr. FancyPants is getting married to his Fairy Princess, who is wearing a Barbie Halloween costume 2 sizes too small. Their ceremony is being led by the groom’s 18-year-old Dungeon Master, who is reading the couple their vows from an Olive Garden menu. Behind the groom stands the first of what I assume is a full flock of bridesmaids dressed as birds. The couple’s first dance will be set to Scarborough Fair, and they plan to honeymoon in Mr. FancyPants’s mom’s basement.

Am I close?

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Nothing More Gangsta Than A Suburban Bride

Oct. 26, 2009

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Submitted By: Anonymous

Hmm…let me think of a few things that are less boring than white brides flashing gang signs:

- Jury Duty
- Shaving
- Teaching the average Grandma how to use Facebook

Just because you rent a pimpmobile that seats 28 as your getaway car doesn’t mean you need to take the obligatory gangsta squat stance. Sometimes it’s gangsta not to be gangsta.

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