Submitted By: Anonymous
Happy Halloween! Let’s celebrate with this picture of a rotting body lying still in the grass. It’s a pretty spooky scene with the Village of the Damned flower children giving the dude the evil eye. I can’t tell if he’s been mortally wounded or if he’s practicing his yoga routine.
I’m trying to determine what relation this woman is to the groom. Sister? Daughter? Mistress? Her left cheek is lifted a good few inches higher than her right. That is one mighty grab. Groom FAIL.
Happy Almost-Halloween! To commemorate my – and this kid’s – love for the holiday, I present 2 inspired wedding cakes that I’d murder for:
The couple that swings chainsaws together stays together! Fun fact: The zombies on the above cake were modeled after real people attending the wedding. Yum! Speaking of the Land of the Dead…
Submitted By: Anonymous, Zombie cake via
The ‘law firm lobby’ ambience isn’t doing much for me, but I’ve heard Corpse Bride Cake is awfully delicious. Heavy on the black icing with a few drops of human tears. Mmmm.
Submitted By: Anonymous
…or is she modeling a new line of Runaway Bride Rollerblades? ‘For the woman who has cold feet and just can’t decide: ‘Til death do us part or speedy urban getaway?’ I hope you can fit a flask in those things.
Submitted By: Anonymous
No, really. What is it? Is it alive? Does it have a cherry filling? *shudder* Will they keep the tail in the freezer until their first anniversary?
The couple looks completely thrilled. This cake is exactly what they’d envisioned. I’m just having a hard time figuring out what that vision is. Someone please tell me – WTF is this wedding cake?
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Submitted By: Anonymous
Here’s what I see happening in this picture:
Mr. FancyPants is getting married to his Fairy Princess, who is wearing a Barbie Halloween costume 2 sizes too small. Their ceremony is being led by the groom’s 18-year-old Dungeon Master, who is reading the couple their vows from an Olive Garden menu. Behind the groom stands the first of what I assume is a full flock of bridesmaids dressed as birds. The couple’s first dance will be set to Scarborough Fair, and they plan to honeymoon in Mr. FancyPants’s mom’s basement.
Am I close?
Submitted By: Anonymous
Hmm…let me think of a few things that are less boring than white brides flashing gang signs:
- Jury Duty
- Shaving
- Teaching the average Grandma how to use Facebook
Just because you rent a pimpmobile that seats 28 as your getaway car doesn’t mean you need to take the obligatory gangsta squat stance. Sometimes it’s gangsta not to be gangsta.
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