
Submitted By: Anonymous
Makes sense to get married there if you got engaged there.
Everyone looks so radiant under the glow of those luminescent arches. I’m guessing nothing can compare to sharing your first kiss as husband and wife with the distinctive aroma of McDonald’s french fries in the air. Total aphrodisiac. I wonder where they’ll take their honeymoon? Del Taco?
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Seriously? Ok, ok. Let me wish the happy couple good luck, then I’ll have a big mac and a coke. Thanks.
WOW! And this is why America is so fat!
Totally looks like they spent LOTS of dates there!!! You think the wedding favors were Happy Meal toys????
It IS tacky beyond words, and I’m pretty sure the mutagenic burgers must have damaged their brains for thinking a McWedding would be a remotely good idea, but look at their faces! They look so happy!
Maybe Its me, sick of seeing overproduced brides forcing a smile through four inches of makeup and a ton of wedding stress, and grooms with dead look on their faces. But those two were lucky enough to find someone with the same low standards and seem genuinely glad to start a new life together in their own lame terms. Kind of sweet , if you think.
Awww. I gotta say, gross as McDonald’s is, that is one damn happy couple. Mazel tov, you crazy kids!
This is just sad. Glad I’m not American!
All I can say is, I hope they have hefty *snort* insurance policies out on each other for whoever drops dead first. I’m placing odds on the guy as he has a pack of smokes in his shirt sleeve too. Going for clogged arteries and lung cancer. That way the lady can slim down and catch herself someone younger and better looking (hopefully in a better restaurant).
OMG… I didn’t even notice the cigarettes… That just adds to the “class” factor!!
How bootifull!!!
@Kim
Because they get married at McDonald’s?
why the hell is the mic run up his back and clipped to his shoulder? how is that going to pick up any sound other than the 20 people in line supersizing it. If the wire was run up the front would it have ruined the look of his undershirt?
these people should be slapped… and thrown in jail… its supposed to be your special day… so make it special. dont go to mcdonalds to get hitched and shared mcnuggets and a shake… not cool… not cool
@TL10 Who says they’re American (I’m not either, and there’s a Mc’D's down my street…no weddings there, either, tho…)?
I lived in Canada and there were McDonalds’ there. I also believe they are in Thailand too (along with KFC & Pizza Hut). In addition, Chiyo and Osaka work at a McDonalds in Azumanga Daioh. I agree, McDonalds isn’t just an American thing because I have seen it around the world.
Having said that, this is still tacky…
@aoirghe
that’s what i was thinking!!
Of course, McDonalds is the holiest place on earth for fat people.
@Kim – LOL That’s the first thing I thought too! And I’d be surprised to find out these *weren’t* Americans.
The reception will be in the ball pit.
Maybe they *own* the McDonald’s. This is America, after all.
It’s possible that the MickeyD’s is the nicest joint in town for special occasions after the factory went and moved to the Philippines for dollar-a-day workers 15 years ago.
I McDo! LOL
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