Submitted By: Anonymous
“Listen baby, I know I promised you a honeymoon in Ibiza, but somebody’s gotta pay for this ceremony. So take that fine ass and get back to work! Couple weeks from now, we’ll go away just you and me. I promise.”
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And at the reception, they will both drink wine from the pimp chalice.
Is that Brian Austin Green? LOL.
We’re speechless. Now that’s a fuzzy collar!
Maybe it’s just a bad photo, but she looks wayyyyyy older than him. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. *cough*
@KatieMB
I think that’s just the over-tanning to blame. Likely a smoker as well.
my favorite tag: “new jersey.”
He is Clemente Russo, silver medal in Beijing Olympic Game Boxe and her is sister of maddaloni, a gold medal in judo sydney 2000, there are on te web other funny photos of the webbing
very chic
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This is what happens when douche bags get married. He could be a little more orange though…
@Michael
A little? A little green hair and a job at the chocolate factory and they’re freakin’ Oompa-Loompas!
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After the wedding, they are heading to the local office of ACORN to finish the wedding videos….
The grooms fur and cane really sets the “pimp” mood.
Cripes, that guy looks just like Vanilla Ice.