
Submitted By: Rykan V
Looks less like a wedding and more like the welcoming committee at the Willy Wonka Candy Factory. Reception to be held on the banks of the Chocolate River?
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Submitted By: Rykan V
Looks less like a wedding and more like the welcoming committee at the Willy Wonka Candy Factory. Reception to be held on the banks of the Chocolate River?
They look all set for Halloween.
Is that Andy Milanokis?
While I agree that the groom looks rather silly, I think the bride and the little boy look fine. This is an average goth wedding look, as are the undead styles that have been previously posted. Though the bride in the entry just before this one is AWFUL.
I don’t get why this site makes fun of goth weddings, most of the things I’ve seen posted are perfectly normal to the goth community. At least you don’t see goths dressed in balloon wedding dresses, deer hunting garb, or airbrushed gangsta style clothing. And you’ll most certainly never see the bride doing a keg stand.
Now I’m not trying to sound all offended, because I’m not, I’m just not sure why this kind of thing is such a big deal. I’d rather see TRULY trashy wedding stuff, not things that are normal and/or traditional to that group of people. Of course if it was something that was just so trashy, even by that group’s standards, then that’s a different story. XDD
I believe that “little boy” is actually a fully-grown woman…
Because every wedding is probably “normal” and acceptable to the sub-culture doing it. Cowboys, hunters, etc. are all going to consider camo normal. It’s very subjective, so therefore why not poke and laugh at all to make sure you’re not excluding anyone??
As already said, to the people having the wedding and surely a group of other people the wedding is going to seem perfectly normal, so saying balloon wedding dresses, deer hunting garb etc etc is “weird” is doing exactly the same thing you accuse the site of…
And I pronounce you… Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!
srsly?
u spelled Betelgeuse wrong.
geez, it even spell-checks it for u!
o well. wedding fail, btw
Eye-Roller Lass…. Please don’t insult Beetlejuice!
I could almost get over the clothes, it’s her hair that I just don’t understand, or his for that matter…
And, does HE have a train on his jacket???
Do people just TRY and make fools of themselves?
@ Lorie – It’s not a train, there’s a woman in a black dress behind him.
The thing I can’t get over in this picture is the groom’s pants. Unbelievable.
I’m with TabooSushi, these people look like they’re having fun
The combat boots just don’t help the groom’s pants much.
@BobS
That’s what I’m wondering.
I didn’t know Boy George had gotten married.
The groom looks like Dr. Rockso without his makeup. o.o
http://www.diefordethklok.org/episodes/36/ScreenShot033.jpg
The bride (sorry to say it) looks like Matt Lucas of Little Britain fame.
Strawberry Shortcake had lost most of her hair due to the chemo, but she and Lady Lovelylocks were bound and determined to make honest caricatures of each other.
Doesn’t every young man envision sporting his beautiful flowing locks of hair and stripey mod pants on his wedding day – and front ankle tats on his bride?
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okay, so there are a lot of weird things in this picture.
but i’m surprised no one’s realized that the groom has a lit cigarette
…Michael Bolton Got hair trainsplant , finely settles down with Lady GaGa’s BIG sister Lady GAG-GAG!
Stop raggin on other people’s ideas of a good time, dudes. It’s just not cool. Shit, if I get married, it’s gonna be either hippie or goth.
OMG that is in Germany, near the place I live… And I thought it was freakless…