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Now Get In The Kitchen.

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Submitted By: Anonymous

Is this what Christian hunting-enthusiast porn would look like? How provocative. Or are we really to believe that she killed that thing while wearing a strapless wedding gown with a slit up to her crotch?

Regardless, the girl is strong. That bird does not look light. If she takes it into the kitchen and hacks it into the most delicious meal her family’s ever had, she may be the perfect woman.

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  1. spotty says:

    I’m betting that the last turkey she shot was her ex. RUN!

  2. Derek says:

    Rule 34. There are no exceptions.

  3. Elarain says:

    …and somewhere, Ted Nugent is cleaning a very sticky screen…

  4. KatieMB says:

    Poor bird, mustve crashed the wedding.

  5. molly says:

    This chick has some serious guns, and not just the rifle.

  6. N. Fritz says:

    So this is the bride of the deer hunting groom last week, eh?

  7. Lorie Shewbridge says:

    Look, she didn’t even break a nail…. I’m impressed!!

  8. geekers says:

    You fool, the gun is just for show. In all reality she chased that sucker down and strangled it with her own two hands. In that dress.

  9. Canaduck says:

    Sweet Jesus, that’s gross.

  10. J.B. Beeker says:

    She does look happy! It could be because she broke up a happy family. Wonderful wife with two great daughters. Her parents should be very proud of this homewrecker.

  11. Scalar says:

    @Indira
    You inferred that it is a Christian pastime when it is not.
    Consider that most Internet pr0n comes from Israel and Russia.
    Nice liar-leftism.

    • TexasTruther says:

      And what is the dominant religion in Russia???
      Oh….Eastern/Russian Orthodox Christian.
      You know, Christianity had 2 popes for a very, very long time. Ever heard of Constantinople?
      Do a bit of reading on Christian history, 100AD-1600 AD. Kind of enlightening.

  12. Blender202 says:

    @Elarain
    LMAO

    Ya know, I would marry her in a heartbeat and I don’t even like women. She’s a keeper. Even if she might kill me someday.

  13. Kevin says:

    Saw the news article on this one. Background is that both bride and groom were big hunters. They got married in Jamaica and had their honeymoon there…which was abbreviated because they had to get back for turkey hunting season. Knowing they’d literally have to get off the plane and drive straight to their hunting spot, she told everyone that if she got a bird she’d put her wedding dress back on and take a picture with the turkey (the bird, not her husband).

    Here she is….nice bird

  14. Alexa says:

    Funny photo, but the religious slur and stereotype is uncalled for here.

    If it were a New York area wedding with garish fashion, would you refer to the bridge as a tacky J.A.P.

  15. Maid Of Dishonor says:

    @Alexa

    Actually, Alexa, I might! Stereotypes are fun because they’re utterly meaningless. I myself am a Jewish female living in NYC, and though I don’t consider myself a JAP I certainly wouldn’t consider it a “racial slur” if someone called me one. Because I wouldn’t care. But maybe that’s just me…

  16. P.L. says:

    Okay, okay… I guess I’m a “hick from the sticks” but could some explain the NYC/Jewish/JAP thing? The only slur of which I’m aware of regarding “JAP” is the old WWII slang for Japanese.
    What are you guys talking about??

  17. DCR says:

    That would be a Jewish American Princess. Not used as a compliment.

  18. cyrell says:

    I am just waiting when the gallons of cheap self fabricated booze enters the scene and than she and her husband are putting on the nice white capes and making a sweet southern cross barbecue

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  24. Roxi says:

    Then she shot the caterer for not providing enough food.


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