Submitted By: Beth T
Crimped hair, leg warmers and huge, fake tits. This fine lady is going to make some old, rich man very happy. She’s great at baking pies, loves tanning and holds a degree in biochemistry from Cal Tech earns ducats making ass jazz. Oh, and she’s a killer “ballerina.” That tutu ain’t just for show.
Nice backdrop choice. I always wanted to get married on the VMA’s red carpet, too.
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lol I actually thought it was Katie Price…
I wonder how much super glue is holding those fun bags up there…She’s just begging to out do Janet jackson.
suuuure they’re real. And she’s also the tooth fairy.
had to check with hubby (knew he’d know, lol) and he agrees it is Jodie Marsh.
He also tells me that pic was taken a few years ago when they were actually still real. Since then though she has had them “enhanced” and the “work” was apparently paid for by a UK mens mag.
By the way, it’s also absolutely nothing to do with a wedding, she was a guest at some MTV awards thing apparently, while going through her “how little can I get away with wearing in public” phase.
correction, that pic was actually taken as a promo shot for an MTV reality show in which they “found” her a husband (that’s what I get for listening to everything hubby had to say on the matter, lol) which had so few viewers it was almost cancelled half way though.
She makes ass jazz?
Was this before or after she pretended to be a lesbian just because Lindsay Lohan was?
Every time I look at her I can’t stop thinking “she PAID for her nose to look like that?!”
You’re wearing those suspenders wrong.
@develish1
Me thinks hubby knows a little too much.
I really like the crown and the half-gloves… Anybody know where I can get some of those???
Also, what’s ass-jazz? I must really be naive!
Why does that ugly man have boobs?
Jodie and Katie were rivals. Katie Price is famously enhanced. At the time Jodie would proudly say “at least my boobs are real, the only plastic surgery I’ve had is on my nose” to which Katie’s reply mentioned that her nose looked like a builders elbow. It was fabulously catty while at the same time incredibly boring
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@Juddster
me thinks you could be right, but he did buy me a bottle of wine after that conversation so I’m letting it slide, this time. lol
The best thing is that she’s descended into an even worse mess. Kept the fake tan, the blonde highlights and her horrid football-skinned jugs but now has hideous arm sleeve tattoos and is currently pretending to be a DJ.
She looks sooooooooo uncomfortable. I think she was going for coy, but it is hard to be half naked and coy at the same time I guess.
@Yuan Chengzhi Absolutely – looks like some “changed” dude!
Hilarious, the tag line for her show was “Jodie Marsh – Who will take her up the aisle?” which if you ask me is the most appropriate innuendo for someone who looks like her.
I am ashamed to admit I actually know the person she married… needless to say the marriage was anulled rather quickly
@Jodie
Hahaha, that’s awesome.
She lives quite local too me, saw her up the cinema and she looked absolute dirt. Wasn’t this for the show where only one bloke turned up to marry her?
her and her ‘husband’ (who happened to be Katie Price’s ex) concoted the whole thing it turned out they had been together before the show even started and they would get ‘married’ to make a few quid! god i hate myself for knowing that!
I’m so glad she’s wearing legwarmers so she doesn’t get cold.
Aye, this is Jodie Marsh, she did a TV show called Who Will Take Jodie Marsh Up The Aisle. Or something like that. It failed, no one watched it, and there was hardly any one who wanted to marry her.
All in all her marriage lasted 8 weeks and then she turned lesbian. Life is amazing
hahah nice
http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/go_fug_yourself/2007/05/fuggie-marsh4.html
why do people think that if boobs are more than a B or C cup, they are fake?! We come in many different sizes, people!
I think it’s more so how rigidly raised those boobs are. One thing to tell about enhancement, is when they’re very unusually high up on the chest for a woman’s age and also too round. I’ve met alot of girls with boobs high on their rib cage, and they’re never that perfect ‘globe’ shape.
Still I don’t really care though. What squicks me is that fake-tan is supposed to be hot, but seriously, is skin sexy when you touch it and it leaves streaks of color on your hand?
Plus, orange never goes well with fair hair, or heavy eye make up.
looks alot like Ke$ha.
Why does she look like Madonna?
Actually, they’re fake. At least, they are now. She said so.