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No, really. What is it? Is it alive? Does it have a cherry filling? *shudder* Will they keep the tail in the freezer until their first anniversary?
The couple looks completely thrilled. This cake is exactly what they’d envisioned. I’m just having a hard time figuring out what that vision is. Someone please tell me – WTF is this wedding cake?
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It’s poo of course. You need to add another option on the poll.
I wonder if its a character from an anime? If only we could see the front!
It’s poo. Asians have a thing for poo.
I don’t know. It kinda looks like Jabba the Hut, but it could also be a geoduck. *shrugs*
There’s a better pic of it somewhere I saw. It’s Jabba the Hut, though. Defiantly.
Seconded. That’s gotta be Jabba.
This cake looks more look the Poo Monsters from Blue Dragon then any of the above options. Still . . . eww.
Guess we’ll have to wait to see that episode of “Ace of Cakes” to know what it is.
I’d go with Armadillo, based on what looks like the tail.
@Raye’ You may have hit on it there. Once you said I realized that it does look an awful lot a geoduck, and there are some places where geoduck is considered an aphrodisiac, so…. Good call.
Looks like a big turd to me.
The creature from “Tremors.”
It looks like a poo taking a poo.
I don’t think Jabba the hut had a tail. I’m thinking it’s something TOTALLY ridiculous (Yeah, like THAT wouldn’t be?) like Pikachu (and they didn’t have yellow food coloring) or something.
jabba had a tail he moves it in the movies
I knnow! A large animal ate their cake and walked away while pooping it out. It’s #2!
I was bored and it was either do chores or google, so I googled, lol.
Jabba Wedding Cake
Same cake, but with pics from more angles
Taking Star Wars Nerd to a whole new level.
@Yuan Chengzhi
o_O ………….. >_< lol
Oh yeah, Jabba had a tail. In the remasterd version on star wars: A new hope when han, luke , chewie and obi wan are escaping mos eisley and Jabba is waiting in the hangar as Han walks around him, he steps on his tail and jabba kinda makes a noise and his eyes get big…Anothe
@dl Um, someone needs to rewatch Star Wars cause Jabba DEFINITELY had a tail.
My vote’s on geoduck. Which actually does happen to be my alma mater mascot….so why not theirs, too?
I’m guessing it’s a walrus’s penis, complete with foreskin.
Not that I’ve ever seen one.
Up close, anyway.
A badly-made armadillo. I’d recognize that creepy armored tail anywhere…
The Japanese have something called “lucky poo.” It’s in that shape, a small pile with a “tail” at the end. I know, it sounds weird, but they seriously have something called “lucky poo” that looks like that. Considering that it’s a wedding, this is exactly what it is.
I think the thing in the middle is a cocoon and it has a caterpillar going into it and on the other side there is a butterfly
Looks like a Mothra larva beside some rocks/a mountain.
http://image64.webshots.com/164/7/73/15/441277315LDtWtt_ph.jpg
@Vixey
Also, when he’s being choked, his tail flails around and then goes limp when he dies.
it’s quite possibly a “bleedin’ armadilla groom’s cake”, an homage to steel magnolias perhaps?
however, the icing isn’t grey and I can’t tell if the cake is red velvet or not.
Jabba cake:
http://www.greatwhitesnark.com/2007/12/04/geeky-cake-of-the-week-jabba-the-hutt-wedding-cake/
also, a link to the wedding invites featuring the couple as “film stars”:
http://photos.tow.com/gallery/3946626#229243158_wiJch
JABBA THE HUT! woo hoo!!
Yes, definately jabba, but from the back side, and with a really bad joining from his body to his tail. It looks like a lizard who had his tail pulled off, and then it’s growing back. Do Hutts have detachable tails?
its jabba the hut, of course.
jabba the hutt
eww.. doesn’t matter what it’s supposed to be but ewwww..
Its Jabba the Hut from behind!!!!
It’s Jabba the Hutt.
Jabba the Hut
People need to read comments…
YES – WE ALREADY KNOW IT’S JABBA, DANGIT! DX
OMG, seriously, no one knew thats Jabba the Hut??????
Jabba the Hutt
[...] long ago in a galaxy far, far away…Er, back in October I posted a picture of this cake from another angle and wondered aloud, “WTF is this supposed to be?” Several readers said “DUH, [...]
DUH ITS A TURD LUMPED TOGETHER WITH ANOTHER POOP TO MAKE A GLOB OF WHO KNOWS WHAT. THATS PRETTY OBVIOUS
wow, I can’t believe how many people recognized it as Jabba! Thats what I thought too when I first saw it. Why are they so happy though? Its kinda funny. And all you crazy poeple thought it was poop? Sillies, poop doesn’t have tails!
oh, and I have proof!
http://groomsadvice.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/jabbacake.jpg
i hope this is jabba the hutt…. =)
it’s jabba!!
Looks like Jabba the hutt to me!
Jabba the Hut. Definitely! People only look that thrilled when its a starwars cake.
Oh my God.
I’d never eat a cake that looks like poo. XD
abba the Hut
my vote is Jabba the Hut