Submitted By: Anonymous
Is this what Christian hunting-enthusiast porn would look like? How provocative. Or are we really to believe that she killed that thing while wearing a strapless wedding gown with a slit up to her crotch?
Regardless, the girl is strong. That bird does not look light. If she takes it into the kitchen and hacks it into the most delicious meal her family’s ever had, she may be the perfect woman.
You’d think these bridesmaids dresses would steal the bride’s show, what with them being huge poofy prom nightmares in a seizure-inducing shade of hot pink. But amazingly, they don’t!
Submitted By: Jennifer F
NOTHING could take the attention off this monstrous haystack of a wedding dress. Seriously, how many comforters is she wearing? She looks Anna-Nicole Smith back in the really bad days when she had that show on E!. Talk about a present I wouldn’t want to unwrap.
Submitted By: Rykan V
Looks less like a wedding and more like the welcoming committee at the Willy Wonka Candy Factory. Reception to be held on the banks of the Chocolate River?
Submitted By: Sally P
Nothing like a tall cup of human blood after exchanging vows! Judging by the bride’s face, the toasts got a little emotional. And to think, it all started on ZombieHarmony …
So this is what a cross between a redneck and a Wall Street douchebag looks like. I always thought “tailored camouflage” was an oxymoron, but I’ve been proven wrong by these cheesedicks. Nice vests! And did you check out the wedding cake?
I don’t know whether to eat it or hang it on the wall. Or do both!
Submitted By: Anonymous
Submitted By: Anonymous
“Listen baby, I know I promised you a honeymoon in Ibiza, but somebody’s gotta pay for this ceremony. So take that fine ass and get back to work! Couple weeks from now, we’ll go away just you and me. I promise.”
Submitted By: Anonymous
He shoveled the bride right off her feet and said, “Darlin’, I want to parade you around town in my dozer and tell everyone you’re my queen.”
Then he invited his brother Eddie and Eddie’s wife Charlene to tag along since they decorated the dozer. Charlene’s got a real knack for that kinda thing.
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