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File under: Very Intelligent Ideas. Love the cannon/white wedding metaphor, love the ugly witch shoes, and oh yes, that super sexxxy pair of matchy matchy knickers! The look on her face says it all: EXPLOSIVE.
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Looks like someone cashed in all those airbrush stand coupons at the mall! HOTTT. One person’s vandalism is another person’s wedding fantasy.
PS: Is it just me or is the groom’s shirt nightgown-sized?
Submitted By: Anonymous
Makes sense to get married there if you got engaged there.
Everyone looks so radiant under the glow of those luminescent arches. I’m guessing nothing can compare to sharing your first kiss as husband and wife with the distinctive aroma of McDonald’s french fries in the air. Total aphrodisiac. I wonder where they’ll take their honeymoon? Del Taco?
Did this woman hire a killer magician to make her wedding dress at the rehearsal dinner? That actually sounds like an entertaining evening. I’m guessing she asked him to make her reception dress easy-access…
I desperately want to pop the ugly out of this dress. Someone hand me a pair of scissors.
I think the theme is Tasteful Horrorshow? Nothing says ‘I Love You’ like scorpion accessories.
Staring at the blood streaming down the bride’s cheeks and the centipedes worming through the groom’s forehead gives me a warm feeling about these two.
Submitted By: Anonymous
So there’s a K-Fed and Britney in Munchkinland, too? Looks like the back-up dancers bridesmaids are donning some “dresses” from 2005′s The Onyx Hotel Tour. Klassy!
If you’re going to accidentally flash a crowd of people it may as well include your husband’s Grammy, your Dad’s boss, and a staff of caterers and photographers.
PS: Nice rack. Hope you enjoy the fondue set!
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