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Their love is indestructible!!! But the kid on the bottom right has Russian spy written all over him. I’d watch out if I were them.
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Archive for November, 2009
Screw the limo, I've got the hook up.
Nov. 30, 2009
Bachelorette Party Must-Haves: Part I
Nov. 30, 2009
Bachelorette parties are like Girls Gone Wild buses. A group of girlfriends get together and magically turn into slutty, tequila-swilling strippers who ride an occasional bull and can’t dance. Any good bachelorette party requires a few essentials. Like a pink penis-shaped cake…
Nice underwear! The cake looks delish. You know what goes great with penis party cakes, right? Penis party balloons!
Just a classic game of Duck, Duck, Teabag. Speaking of favorite pastimes, no bachelorette party is complete without a stripper pole.
Like my mom used to always say: “There’s no better place to drunkenly pass out than next to a stripper pole.”
Stay tuned for the upcoming Bachelorette Party Must-Haves: Part II…Crowd-Pleasing Party Favors!
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Cutting To The Chase
Nov. 29, 2009
Nothing says classy like a figurine of the bride jumping the groom’s bones on the cake.
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Way to give your Grandma a visual of what’s to come after the reception. Although when compared to something much dirtier, this humping topper almost seems appropriate.
As opposed to this one…
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Something about this doesn’t scream ‘romance’ to me. Unless the couple met as undercover FBI agents, which would actually be awesome.
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Vegas Showgirl or Porn Star Wedding?
Nov. 28, 2009
Submitted By: Mary S
It’s kind of a toss-up. Both wear spangles on their fake boobs, both shake it for cash, and both would get married in Vegas.
I think her boobs are technically more covered than this woman’s, so that’s saying something.
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Hey bride-to-be, I'mma let you finish, but Liza Minnelli had one of the best weddings OF ALL TIME!
Nov. 28, 2009
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Did there used to be two straps on that dress? She’s probably going to wake up with a massive hangover and a hand’s worth of missing Press-On Nails.
Not that I would know or anything…
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Wonder Who Came Up With This Idea?
Nov. 28, 2009
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Something tells me it wasn’t the ladies. Ole elbows on the end is getting into character, but the rest of them look like they’d rather be blowing up an air mattress than their partner. Kinky. At least the guys are happy!
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Need Some Help There?
Nov. 27, 2009
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I kinda understood when this bride accidentally flashed her ass, or when this was caught on camera. I even understood this (hey, it was windy!). But just walking down some steps? Seems like it wouldn’t be too hard to keep your underwear under that massive dress.
And am I crazy or does this woman have Mattel body parts? A couple decades ago, this is exactly what my Bride Barbie looked like before she got dressed on her Big Day.
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