Submitted by: Anon
Everyone knows crazy shit is bound to go down at weddings, but it usually involves a lonely bridesmaid and an open bar. Not a Barbie Porn cake topper. Call me crazy, but I don’t necessarily like being reminded of the sex scene in Team America while I’m eating.
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Absolutely horrible. No respect for the guest and no respect for the bride. Why would anyone do something like this?
Im sure if the bride had a problem with it they would have never done it. Get over it, its their wedding not yours. Do what you want at yours, and as for they guest. They can leave if they didn’t like them
@heather
Because they lack class.
@heather
Because they have a better sense of humor than you, apparently.
You may now kiss the groom in a very special way.
Eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
I don’t know if it is made better or wores by the fact when I first glanced at it, I thought the guy was Captain Kirk.
I did too!
Don’t worry, I did as well.
yup, which made it all the more odd
So did I!
And I thought you said “better or whores” when I first glanced at your post.
that bald guy is the bride’s father.
I had a genuine gigglesnort at this.
@happyberry
I thought it was Captain Kirk also when I scrolling down
I am sorry but this is a riot! I laughed AND passed it on to show my hubby!
No wonder the cake is white
As the bride’s father turns to the groom, “Congrats son! Enjoy the rest of life with your sis…errr…wife!”
that would probably be #1 in the most akward days in his life
More like: Enjoy it while you can, ‘cuz once you say “I do”, she doesn’t anymore.
I thought the same thing . . . pretty sad, ain’t it?
Is that Jean Luc Pickard? D:
Picard wore red – Kirk wore the tacky burnt pumpkin color.
Why is it always the girl going down on the guy? How about the other way around?
I’m glad someone mentioned it
Yes, I noticed that too.
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It’s like some kind of pantsed Picard-Kirk lovechild. I am so offended.
Gummers!!!
Indeed I will call you crazy. This is awesome.
AHHHH, i remember my wedding day…thanks for the reminder.
ahhhhh ha ha ha ha too damn funny