There are probably a few things from The Empire Strikes Back that are tastier than a tauntaun’s innards. Like Yoda’s porridge, or Darth Vader. Then again, as a little girl I always wondered what it would be like to sample Luke Skywalker pre-Jedi.

On some planets, half-frozen Rebel soldiers are a delicacy.

Submitted By: Cody M Photo Credit: Jessica Canvasser
Who goes for the guts first? Everyone knows all the flavor’s in a tauntaun’s legs. Yum!
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Oh, God… WHY??? Just SICK!!!!
I like Star Wars but that’s taking things a little to far!
Lol I have a friend who’s wedding cake is probably gonna be something similar… as will his first tattoo…. heck. He told me his first earring (if he ever got one) would be a lightsaber…
Wow. Geekitude WIN, but that whole tauntaun scene is such a great example of MASCULINE friend-love – so very no-girls-allowed.
Why not depict the totally hot kiss between Leia & Han right before he gets frozen?
Oh Gawd—someone send this to CAKEWRECKS! Jeezus. That’s just disgusting!
Actually the cake itself is very well executed. It is just not very appealing subject matter. I bet it tasted great.
Some people are just not meant to breed.
LOVE her dress. I mean to say I LURVE it.
@heather My thoughts exactly. It’s actually pretty amazing!
Beautiful cake, poor execution indeed. At a wedding? This would have been better served at a birthday party…
I hope no one thinks this is the actual wedding cake. It’s the groom’s cake, which is purely meant for fun along with a testament to the groom’s personality and/or fandom.
I vote perfect, and I want one.
Haha. This made my day!
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Hahahahahahahahahahaha… God this is brilliant! Might make some non-geek guests barf, but so brilliant!
If you’ve gotta have a Star Wars-themed groom cake, my vote goes for Han Solo in carbonite. Just as funny, just as tongue-in-cheek dark to be cutting up, and not nearly as disgusting.
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That’s the greatest cake EVAAAARRR. I wouldn’t trust just anybody to make it though. That’s skill.
I wonder what the cake boss could do with a project like this.
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uh… eew?
ahaha star wars!!! it took me 5 mins to figure it out haha =)
Um, I love Star Wars but that’s just WRONG!!