Submitted By: Anon
Someone splurged and got a new pair of painter’s paints for his wedding! I hope the dinner he killed for the reception tastes better than the trellis looks. I’ve been to high school dances with better photo backdrops than that sad deer blind.
And why are they at the VFW? Definitely should’ve stepped it up and rented the lodge where this guy got hitched. You only get married once!
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It’s the little things that make this a great wedding picture. The hand in the pocket, the creepy stare, the sneakers, and the hand wrapped around his bride, but still isn’t quite holding her. Something tells me this is cutting into his Miller time.
When you said you almost didn’t notice him, I thought you were referring to the uber-creepy thing hovering above and to our left of the bride’s head.
Dollar-to-a-doughnut this is within 50 miles of my hometown.
Bug, that’s exactly what I was thinking!
I can only speculate that this is the best man or something and he’s sceered that Bubba is going to shoot his hands off if he actually touches Barbie-Sue.
Yeah, I thought that was bride + brother.
That guy looks like he could not posibly be MORE bored with what’s happening around him. I hope it’ not the groom.
Even if it’s not the groom, she consented to these horrid decorations. Its one thing to have your ‘man room’ done up like this. Its a whole ‘nother thing to have your wedding like this. A tiny smidge of bridezilla isn’t always a bad thing in situations like this.
What the hell is hanging from the cieling? Is the CDC aware of this?
And seriously, am I the only one that sees the creepy face-thing hovering above the left side of her head? I’m so close to calling my therapist….!!
I only see a dusk speck from the camera on the left if the photo, I do however see a skull in the right, in the “moss.”
@Bellerophon
*of* the photo, duh!
@Elarain Haha, NO CLUE what is hanging from the ceiling. Or is cracking in the wall…
@Yuan Chengzhi I don’t think this is her brother. It really seems like the groom “dressed up” to me. He’s got the flower lapel and everything!
wedding + camo = unacceptable!! eww…
Exactly my thought. And he couldn’t put on even a cheap suit for his big day? (presuming he’s the groom). Stay classy, um, hunter fanatic dude.
…So this is the lost Palin daughter right?
This is a couple from My Big Redneck Wedding, Amber and John!
http://www.cmt.com/shows/dyn/my-big-redneck-wedding/130589/episode_characters.jhtml
They went muddin’ at the reception, and chased greased pigs. I’m pretty sure that he killed the hogs for the reception dinner.
seriously. they couldn’t find enough fabric to cover the whole backdrop? i work at a fabric store and we sell some very nice realtree camo for pretty cheap…
oh, and my husband and i were imagining that planning session:
bride: so, honey, what colours were you thinking? i like blues, purples…
groom: camo!
bride: okay, so browns, greens, things like that? oooh, i saw a really pretty cake done in those colours and we -
groom: no! camo! realtree!
bride: um. really? um… huh…
This guy looks like a wife abuser.
Looking at the pictures from “My Big Redneck Wedding,” confirms it…you wouldn’t even know it was a wedding if she weren’t in a white dress. And even her VEIL is sheer cammo!
Even in your cammo gear you can’t hide. IQ 140! That is between the two of them…
I don’t know, man. It looks kind of like he’s eying a bridesmaid or something. He’s definitely interested in something, but it’s not the blushing bride.
I almost spit out the food in my mouth when I saw this one……THEY’RE FROM MY HOMETOWN!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!
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