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“Am I amusing to you? You think I’m funny? I can’t go outside and get dirty kicking your friggin’ ass because I’m in a lily white dress, is that it? Try me.”
OK, OK… This site isn’t only about making fun of New Jersey. The truth is, this woman reminds me of an old roommate I had who was totally fucking nuts. And this is exactly what she would look like in a wedding dress. Except she’d also be screaming, “I will break you, you whore!” Longest three months of my LIFE.
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I like how this appears to be in a church. God likes you flipping off your family and friends on your special day. Having escaped the tri-state area at the age of 17 when a scholarship arrived for a southern school, I have never looked back. I knew if I stayed this would have been my fate.
What you don’t see is what they’re looking at: The groom’s ex-girlfriend posing naked in front of the altar.
Oh what a lovely bride. Very klassy!
Maybe a streaker entered the room.
Groom: yo Angela you see dis?
Bride: Are you freakin’ kiddin me? She did not wear white to my wedding?
Groom: Isn’t that your grandmotha?
Bride: F* her!
Is she flipping off the person who did her makeup and hair? I’d have to agree with on that.
@KatieMB
agree with HER on that.
@KatieMB
Well, I mean, you can’t turn a SUV into a Maserati, knowhatImean?
@KatieMB
And the person who told she just fit wonderfully into that dress.
maybe she is flipping off her P.O. who realized the ankle monitor had left the house?
“Hey, ma, you said he’d get the cold feet? Here’s the cold feet for ya.”
he is mine, u take this kkkkkk
I can almost hear the Jersey accent.
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F*ck Youse…