Submitted By: Anon
Well, at least her hair is firmly braided down in place. Wouldn’t want any flyaways in the wedding album! Exposed ass cheeks and a g-string garter, however…that’s another story. If it happens, it happens.
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Uh, I’m pretty sure that’s a garter, not a g-string.
There walks the luckiest man in the world.
Dude–that’s not ass cheeks and a g-string. That’s a garter belt to hold up the thigh-high stockings.
But Not the luckiest woman…
Damn! Those heels look wicked! Did they swap them out with landscaping spikes from Home Depot?
Corn rows? On your wedding day? Really?!
@kerowynsmom DUDE, there may be some upper thigh there, but there’s also some ass. You seem to feel strongly on this issue. Are you the Mayor of Garterville on Foursquare?
Okay, I’ve gotta say it. What’s up with all the nitpicking MoD’s commentary lately? lol When you’re looking at these recockulous pictures, what comes to mind is, “Oh, that’s not funny because it’s actually this celebrity, or that food product, or that obscenely exposed body part”? I mean, SRSLY. lol
@Yuan Chengzhi
I thought I was nitpicking the tacky ho. MoD, you’re not a tacky ho, are you?? (please say no, please say no…)
@Elarain
Yah, you were. I wasn’t talking about your comment. lol
@Elarain
Ha! Wouldn’t you like to know. *applies Lee Press-On Nails*
@Yuan Chengzhi
Aww, you’ve got my back, Yuan C.!
@Maid Of Dishonor
No, there is really no butt cheek in the photo. Nothing more is showing (and in fact, considerably less) than if she were wearing a bikini (any bikini, not just the thang type). I’ve worn garter belts many times. The garter hangs down the back of the upper thigh. And I married the man who could unhook the garter on the first try without looking.
no – that is the side of her ass. Her ass is showing in a wedding picture. Now, asses hanging out may or may not be appropriate on the beach – but not in your wedding photo.
The question remains- since that is a garter belt- is she even WEARING underwear???
Ewww.
@kerowynsmom
That part of the body where the upper thigh bends around and turns into her back? The part where you can sort of make out his right hand? The part of the upper thigh she sits on? Yeah, that’s called her butt. It’s made of two cheeks. A right and left. That’s her right. Butt cheek. Or “butt cheek part of her upper thigh and lower back,” if you prefer. K.
Potato, Potahtoe. Its still skanky. And the flowers still suck.
Hey, I kinda like her boots, and I see nothing wrong with not wearing panties on your wedding day… That said, I would NOT want that to be seen in my wedding pic!!!
I too own and often wear garter belts. I know what goes where with them, I even model in them, frequently. Trust me, that’s her ass… and it’s in a wedding photo it’s skanky, trashy, tacky, and hilarious for those who aren’t involved.
nice, just wondering does the top match the bottom?
Ugh you guys, you’re all “Bleh she’s a skank/Not in a wedding photo!”
I’m pretty sure this isn’t an official wedding photo!! It’s probably just a guest or a friend taking a quick snap when her dress blew up. And hey doesn’t mean it makes it’s way into the final album they would have at home.
And why is everybody moaning about her not wearing pants, or moaning about how we can’t tell if were wearing pants. It’s her wedding day; you wear sexy underwear. God, I’d hate to be at your wedding, you’re all prudes!!
I thought she looked nice, probably a bit embarressing to have the wind like that but who cares it was her wedding day!
your fault man
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