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Is the bride barefoot to help her “get into character”? I see she brought her fingerless gloves - and the groom’s mullet – for warmth. Is it just me or does it look like they paid somebody to photograph a quickie? Unless the woman with the camera is a stranger, which would be kind of awesome.
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Is it terrible that I think this is kind of creative? I mean… not that *I* would do it, but it does make for some good laughs later on. As long as the photos aren’t shared with the in-laws.
Where is the dropping smiley when you need it? Why not do this in private?
So you’ve got one photographer taking a photo of the couple on the car, and one photographer taking the photo that we’re seeing. Is there a whole gang of them at this wedding just waiting to catch the couple in the act?
“Oh, Brad.” (“Oh Janet”) “Brad my darling.” (“Janet, my slut.”) “How could I have done this to you?”
(“It was easy. But it would have been easier without the pantyhose!”)
@rach
Ha, I like that honesty! I just feel like the groom looks incredibly uncomfortable and the whole setup is off. I’m thinking a more remote location than a parking lot could be better? I don’t get the car thing.
What the photographer doesn’t know is that that isn’t the groom…
I guess they couldn’t wait ’til they got to the hotel. And they must be famous given the overabundance of paparazzi.
Look at the snow. It must be really cold! No wonder he still has his belt on and pants around his waist!
It appears to be quite cold there based on the photographers dress and the snow on the ground. I’m thinking shirtless in the chill may lead to some “shirkage” that one may not want documented on film
Hey… are we SURE this is the groom????
@Lorie Shewbridge
Hahaha! True.
I wonder if they are just re-enacting their first date…
Why’s that guy marrying Gumby anyway?
@Lorie Shewbridge
this could totally be for an upcoming episode of ‘Snapped.’
I’m thinking this is a photo shoot for an article. Or a short story.
Either the Hustler version:
“It Was SO HOT When I Porked My Girlfriend’s Drunk BFF At Her Own Wedding”
or
The Cosmo version:
“I Was Maid Of Honor, And My Fiance Totally Got Drunk And Porked My BFF”
I damn near peed myself at the use of the word ‘porked.’ Double bonus points for using it twice.
i love that shes wearing white
I’m not against sex before marriage, except when it’s delay the ceremony…
Actually, this looks like it could be a fashion photo shoot.
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Is that snow in the background?
Maybe it’s some ad photos for a pr0n movie … =D
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Paparazzi catch ‘em every time. XD