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Did there used to be two straps on that dress? She’s probably going to wake up with a massive hangover and a hand’s worth of missing Press-On Nails.
Not that I would know or anything…
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dnt touch please , i will drink today
The daisy is just SUCH a wonderful accent. Just….perfect.
Seriously, I’m reminded of a teenager playing dressup.
What’s with the brass/silver knuckles?
Nevermind the fact that she’s drinking neat Hennessey – shouldn’t she be drinking alcopops?
I hope this photo was snapped after the ceremony!
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