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Vegas Showgirl or Porn Star Wedding?

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Submitted By: Mary S

It’s kind of a toss-up. Both wear spangles on their fake boobs, both shake it for cash, and both would get married in Vegas.

I think her boobs are technically more covered than this woman’s, so that’s saying something. 

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  1. YELDAAA says:

    where is groom kkkk

  2. Elarain says:

    I had this whole visual scene in my mind’s eye of Ariel from the Little Mermaid’s wedding being acted out in a vegas bordello, and this is where this monstrosity came from.

    Then again, I’m on vicodin for a two pulled teeth yesterday, so my mind is a pretty fuckin’ fun place to be right now.

    @Yeldaaa, what’s up with all the kkk’s everywhere? Not being judgemental or anything, but you’re gonna use up your ration of k’s and have to switch to another letter pretty soon if you’re not careful.

  3. Rich says:

    Can’t it be both?

  4. KatieMB says:

    Goodness that’s atrocious.

  5. Chris says:

    What a slut!!!

  6. PKJ says:

    Doesn’t it look more like a Halloween costume than a wedding dress? I think she looks more like a fairy than a bride.

  7. chris says:

    Is it just me, or does the similarity in colour between whatever it is she’s sitting on and her thighs make it look like she has a really big bum? Maybe it’s a tumor? It’s good to see Vegas showgirls don’t deem themselves to be above equal opportunity employment.

  8. cesar says:

    miss sexy friend you friend cesar

  9. Almighty Spock says:

    Not to be crude, but my boner is taking the blood from my brain. She looks nice.

  10. Shanorama says:

    What is she sitting on? It looks like an enormous butt tumor.

  11. reetuh says:

    it’s mentally disturbing to me that there is more fabric in the veil than anything on the rest of her body.

    ..really.

  12. TraviesaMaria says:

    This is Cuban actress/erotic model Niurka Marcos. She is quite the colorful character. She also played a Cabaret dancer in a Spanish soap opera. She’s really… something.

  13. prechrchet says:

    My wife looked at this and said, “Oh my stars!” It was then that she noticed the stars. IMMD.

  14. Elarain says:

    @TraviesaMaria
    what is she acting?

  15. Glicks says:

    @chris

    I did too, and I thought I was wierd for it. Thanks for reassuring me I’m not.

  16. heather says:

    @chris
    I thought the same thing.

  17. TraviesaMaria says:

    For this she wasn’t acting for anything, this was her REAL wedding dress. This happened two years back, and on her wedding day she debut her newly upgraded boob job. She’s a disgrace, to say the least.

  18. p01chiman says:

    Her name is Niurka Marcos

  19. memo says:

    This is Niurka Marcos, a cuban “actress” and “singer” that is very popular in Mexico. Her popularity is based on her little use of fabrics for her clothing.

  20. Blender202 says:

    The thing in this photo I admire the most is her “bra.” It’s fighting a losing battle, but it’s holding those big jubblies up straight and true. And for what it’s worth, if I had a rack like that I would probably parade it around in much the same fashion for at least an hour.

  21. monica says:

    @Chris
    Yes, she es a slut and will do everything to call attention. She’s Cuban and that was one of her many marriages.

  22. MJFan says:

    …..Gee, lady. You’re getting married, not stripping.


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