Nothing says classy like a figurine of the bride jumping the groom’s bones on the cake.

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Way to give your Grandma a visual of what’s to come after the reception. Although when compared to something much dirtier, this humping topper almost seems appropriate.
As opposed to this one…

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Something about this doesn’t scream ‘romance’ to me. Unless the couple met as undercover FBI agents, which would actually be awesome.
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You may now kiss the groom in a very special way.
the bottom one is a divorce cake
The second one is a devorce cake not a wedding cake.
I think it (the first one) is sweet. It’s not dirty; calm down!
No, it’s dirty. Doing the Harvey Wall-Bang-Her in public is dirty. Which is not to say it isn’t funny or, if you’re from one of those families where grandma talks about how they had fisting back in her day, totally appropriate.
hahaha She’s so into it, she’s still holding the bouquet…
I actually have a picture of that divorce cake cut out of a paper I saw it in and taped to my refrigerator. My first marriage dissolved so quickly, the cake could have very easily looked like that. Love it!
Re: the nookie topper… I think my grandma actually did that.
Reminds me of “Mr. and Mrs. Smith”. Of course it COULD be a divorce cake!
I wonder if divorce cake leaves a bitter aftertaste?
the bottom one is a crappy photoshop job. would it have been that hard to just make this cake??
The bottom one is photoshopped. I won’t go tossing the term without evidence. First of all the cake 2nd to the top is TOO perfectly sliced in half. Secondly, the top two ‘cakes’ are identical. I realised something was off, then I noticed the icing on each cake was perfectly the same.
S’a pretty good photoshop job, but the cake 2nd to the top really just… makes it very obviously a fake to me.
… But someone has gotta make a divorce cake that looks like this! That’d be hilarious. XD
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Photoshopped indeed. Also, the top layers are unbalanced (check the supporting pillars). Mr & Mrs Smith would just topple of each on their own side.
I’ve seen the bottom one before I think it’s supposed to be a “divorce cake”
… How come the groom’s got an awesome shotgun and the bride just has a tiny handgun? :/
The shine on the base of the 2 upper cakes is off too