Bachelorette parties are like Girls Gone Wild buses. A group of girlfriends get together and magically turn into slutty, tequila-swilling strippers who ride an occasional bull and can’t dance. Any good bachelorette party requires a few essentials. Like a pink penis-shaped cake…
Nice underwear! The cake looks delish. You know what goes great with penis party cakes, right? Penis party balloons!
Just a classic game of Duck, Duck, Teabag. Speaking of favorite pastimes, no bachelorette party is complete without a stripper pole.
Like my mom used to always say: “There’s no better place to drunkenly pass out than next to a stripper pole.”
Stay tuned for the upcoming Bachelorette Party Must-Haves: Part II…Crowd-Pleasing Party Favors!
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Guys are such pigs.
That stripper basically has the world’s greatest job. He gets ladies hanging off his wang all day long and he can do it wearing a bear head. Dream Job.
That’s because you assume all the women are supposedly young, sexy, pretty gals. That’s not what most women are like in real life, that stripper would have to accommodate to *all* women.
That’s a GIRL wielding the balloon.
This is why I never had a bachelorette party (or wanted one). I’m not a prude, but I don’t need to act like an idiot either.
I really want to take this to cheezeburger and put a convo bubble over her head that says “Ooh! ooh! I can hear the ocean!”
@Marmara Haber
I posted this comment about the bride kneeling in front of the beergutted man.
she knows how to lick cake
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that penis cake would be oh-so-much cooler if it had chocolate jimmies on the balls.
just sayin’…
I think I’ll go make a penis cake…
i am sure that girls will like it
um….since when do bachelorette parties involve stripper poles and women acting as “slutty strippers”? A bachelorette party is an event where supposedly the bride-to-be gets to have ‘one last fun night’ with other guys/penises/male strippers. It’s not a night where a bunch of girls presumably turn into strippers, themselves, that’s something women would do if they were trying to entertain guys, not the bride-to-be.
That’s why it’s a JOKE.