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You know what they say: The longer the wedding veil, the sluttier the bride. Rock Of Love contestants are no exception to that rule.
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Archive for November, 2009
I don't want to know where his other hand is.
Nov. 17, 2009
Submitted By: Anon
Well, at least her hair is firmly braided down in place. Wouldn’t want any flyaways in the wedding album! Exposed ass cheeks and a g-string garter, however…that’s another story. If it happens, it happens.
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Hopefully Her Husband Isn't a Diabetic.
Nov. 16, 2009
Submitted By: Anon
Is that a 40-pound dress made of dried oranges with bands of vanilla icing? Yeah, I thought so. And is that a bouquet in her hand or a gauze-y napkin holding nachos supreme? Maybe she hired the chef to be her florist as well as her gown designer.
::Update:: I get it now.
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ADD YOUR OWN CAPTION AND JERSEY ACCENT!
Nov. 15, 2009
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“Am I amusing to you? You think I’m funny? I can’t go outside and get dirty kicking your friggin’ ass because I’m in a lily white dress, is that it? Try me.”
OK, OK… This site isn’t only about making fun of New Jersey. The truth is, this woman reminds me of an old roommate I had who was totally fucking nuts. And this is exactly what she would look like in a wedding dress. Except she’d also be screaming, “I will break you, you whore!” Longest three months of my LIFE.
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Don't call it a comeback.
Nov. 13, 2009
Whether you’re the groom, the best man, or simply “security,” 90s style tracksuits are teh hotness in stylish Eastern Bloc wedding attire. Cousin Dimitri knows about it:
In Soviet Russia, track pants wear you. Then there’s this guy:
Black and white keeps it classy…
Head-to-toe, he’s as serious about his love for Adidas as he is his love for the bride.
Aww, such a romantic! Who is this Pelé? He’s gotta be sponsored by Adidas, unless he just hit an outlet mall on the way to his wedding. Can anyone put a name to this suited-up groom? For now, I shall refer to him as Nikolai Tracksuitskovich.
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I almost didn't notice him…
Nov. 13, 2009
Submitted By: Anon
Someone splurged and got a new pair of painter’s paints for his wedding! I hope the dinner he killed for the reception tastes better than the trellis looks. I’ve been to high school dances with better photo backdrops than that sad deer blind.
And why are they at the VFW? Definitely should’ve stepped it up and rented the lodge where this guy got hitched. You only get married once!
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I don't think she even cares.
Nov. 12, 2009
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You know she’s thinking about how her personal trainer has paid off. She’s basically posing for the photographer while her husband says, “Did you guys see my wife’s lacy underwear? Is she hot or what?”
At least she just got waxed. Maybe she’s being sponsored by Nair.
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