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Now how’s she going to dance to the Michael Jackson medley?
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Archive for November, 2009
Thankfully, the groom has made it easier to understand their new relationship.
Nov. 11, 2009
The Age Of Aquarius
Nov. 11, 2009
Submitted by: dunno source via Submit Page
I’m not sure what the most awkward thing is here. The nakedness? That guy in the Genghis Khan outfit next to Elvis? The fact that the groom looks like he hasn’t slept in about 4 days? I guess this is what a week at Burning Man does to you.
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Thanks For Holding That For Me For A Minute…
Nov. 10, 2009
Juss a quick nap on the cold ground. Ahhhh, thass nice. Lotsa shapes in the clouds. Wake me up if sumfin’ happens, ok, Mr. Statue? I’ll juss be here napping.
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OK, OK New Jersey For Real
Nov. 9, 2009
Submitted By: Anon
I thought scarfing down a hot dog at your white wedding was considered poor form, but this bride proves me wrong. I would say I hope she doesn’t mess up her nails, but she looks like she’s done this a few times before.
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Do You Think They're Over Compensating For Something?
Nov. 9, 2009
The thing about New Jersey the UK (see below) is, the 80s never died.
Submitted By: Anon
They probably had their first dance set to something off of Slippery When Wet. It must have been hard to find a cake phallic tall enough to steer the attention away from the bride’s monstrous fake breasts, but I think they did it.
Congrats, Pretty Pretty Princess and Tom Hanks in Big! You guys look very happy together.
Update: What’s more ridiculous – the fact that I didn’t know who this couple was or the fact that I’ve now spent 15 minutes “researching” them? Jordan and Peter Andre are the famed ‘reality celebrity’ couple from the UK who are no longer together. Jordan rode into her ceremony in a huge glass carriage. So much crucial information…so little time.
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And I Thought They Tasted Bad On The Outside
Nov. 9, 2009
There are probably a few things from The Empire Strikes Back that are tastier than a tauntaun’s innards. Like Yoda’s porridge, or Darth Vader. Then again, as a little girl I always wondered what it would be like to sample Luke Skywalker pre-Jedi.
On some planets, half-frozen Rebel soldiers are a delicacy.
Submitted By: Cody M Photo Credit: Jessica Canvasser
Who goes for the guts first? Everyone knows all the flavor’s in a tauntaun’s legs. Yum!
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Eat the cake or I'll cut your throat.
Nov. 8, 2009
“What flavor is it?? It doesn’t matter what flavor it is. JUST TAKE A SLICE AND EAT IT. Don’t forget to take one of the flowers from my dress as a garnish. That’s what they’re there for.”
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