The other day I posted the Bachelorette Party Must-Haves: Part I, where we delved into the dark and drunk world of Bachelorette Basics: Penis Cakes, Stripper Poles, etc. For the second installment, we have Crowd-Pleasing Party Favors! Such as these Paper Penis Table Toppers:
Don’t forget the “Super Fun Penis Candy”…
Tart fruit flavors! So there are multiple flavors? *shudder* Does anyone else think ‘Mr. Erection’ the penis mascot’s balls look like feet? At least the candy pieces don’t resemble dog treats…
Roll over! They’re penis treats that are fun to eat. Wash it all down with a hit from The Dong Bong:
Don’t mind if I do. That looks like one rubber penis I’d like to share at a party! Impress your guests and finish the night off proper with a ride on Captain Pecker.
It should be noted that this ’6 Foot Punching Pecker’ can also be used at birthday parties and sporting events. That means you can buy it, use it at a bachelorette party, and then SAVE and REUSE it! It’s practically a green product. Wedinator is all about the environment.
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candies look delicious hmm Yummyy
AS SEEN ON TV ???? seriously? Just where on TV would one see such a thing? Nick at Nite?
@m3h1t1bl3: What you said. Only I’d say probably the Disney channel, starring Little Miss Cyrus.
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LOL I was wondering that too. Maybe it was in the pr0n that some Comcast customers in Tucson saw a few snippets of during the Super Bowl, and they’re capitalizing on the whole thing.
Was the 6 foot punching pecker endorsed by the League for the Promotion of Domestic Violence?
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beat me to it.
Wait…that sounded wrong…
Captain Pecker- the PART recker.
Now we know what REALLY killed Billy Mayes…
I think I’m beginning to channel Freud. The amount of penis-envy is STAGGERING. Did women really design these products? For next to no money at all, you could round up some actual penises to play with. Just visit any college campus or nerd-haunt.
I am so done with bachelorette stuff being penis everything. ew. Why would you shame someone that way.
Haha, is it wrong to really want that captain penis thing? It looks fun to me…
Funny thing is, the only time I’ve seen an inflatable party penis was during my brother’s high school graduation, when the kids blew one up and bopped it around like a beach ball.
Oh God Almighty.