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I have a feeling this is going to end very badly.
Please tell me the prize is a sizable chunk of cash. This isn’t the kind of thing one does for charity. As a former wedding caterer I’m 100% certain that wedding cake is not the ideal competitive eating food. Too much icing. Ughh.
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nice mouth warming up before the night
They’re married now, they’ll never have to do that again.
They probably starved themselves for 6 months to fit into The Perfect Dress for Their Special Day and are overcompensating. It’s cheaper than therapy.
For how many seconds do you actually enjoy the wedding cake, before it becomes the most disgusting thing in the world?
I am starting to believe weddings are excuses to take as many embarrassing photographs as possible so that you can tell stories later to your children.
I arrived here via a google search for “brides with dirty creamy faces”. I feel both ashamed and unfulfilled.
Please tell me they’re not trying to find an engagement ring hidden in the cake. Chew carefully, ladies: it’ll hurt less if you find it *before* you swallow it. Owww.
Um, eww.
Love the Stand By Me reference, though – one of my favorite movies of all time!
They are competing to win the dress they are wearing, cake eating contests are popular among the conventions I have attended.
wasnt this a contest for a wedding dress?
–Gods investment in you (his son) was so great, he could never abandon you!
“I will never you leave you comfortless, I will come to you!”
-John 14:18–
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