At first I thought this might be her husband. Isn’t she one of the Real Housewives?
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Husband or father, this gentleman looks rather dashing. And I thought she looked kind of hot for a super tan bride with gigantic fake breasts….until I saw this:
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How can a woman look so different from just a few feet closer? This picture frightens me. The Botox duckface, the horse hair weave… the close-up of her figure-skating “gown.” At least her husband’s kaftan-looking jacket takes some of the distraction off her tacky mess. What’s he hiding under there?
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That’s not her husband. That’s her plastic surgeon. He’s on hand in case anything falls off or pops out.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present Mr and Mrs Fugly. Please, please tell me they’ve both had the Big Snip.
Nikki — Too, too funny!!!
That’s historically what the veil is for. To hide her face.
In arranged marriages, sometimes the groom wouldn’t see the bride until she hit the altar & he was bound. The veil was to make sure he didn’t see her duckface coming and try to run for it.
In the first picture she is walking up the aisle. She still has the veil covering her face.
Cheek implants? Check.
Chin implants? Check.
Breast implants? Check.
I really don’t want to imagine what else she had implanted…someone pass the brain bleach please…
This is why being too poor for surgery will work in my favor. By the time I get old enough to show aging, it will be such a rare event. “oh baby, your skin actually moves when you smile! Hot!”
Good one, Nikki – Good One !!
i cant comment after Nikki
The only blessing in the second, closer picture is that I got a good look at the bouquet. From the aisle it looked like she was carrying her flowers in a Heineken bottle.
I know she’s terrifying, but I’ma go out on a limb here and say her groom is scarier. It’s not just the same creepy tan or extremely bad dress sense, he just seriously looks like he’s addressing his cult. Can’t you see it?
Why is the groom wearing a lab coat?
She looks like Ursula from the Little Mermaid when she’s about to marry the Prince..
The guy in the first pic reminds me of the Matrix Architect XD
Now, i share the same opinion when it comes to her being a fugly-fake-titted-cheek-implanedt-spray-tan-bimbo. Yet, i can’t help but love the bottom part of her dress, it reminds me of november rain by guns n roses, the dress that Axl ex-wife wore at the wedding scene. i always liked this 80′s style puffy kind of crap. The top of her dress is over the top though, the pink and white gems looks like someone just went crazy with a badazzeler. I won’t comment on her husband….i refuse too…*shudders*
at first, I was like ‘she can’t possibly be anyone’s trophy wife.’ …*THEN* I looked at him.
Klassy outfits.
Trans-gendered (or whatever its called)? S
LOL, my first thought was that it must be one of Celine Dion’s sisters because the “dad” looks an awful lot like Rene Angelil. Shiny.
The beardy one is her father … she based her dress on the one from Guns ‘n’ Roses “November Rain” film clip.
The married couple are actually Australian. They even had an indoor pyrotechnics display when they entered their reception! Pure class!
“and in the event of a water landing, your bride can be used as a flotation device.”
She’s a two-face (see Sienfeld episode “The Strike”, aka “Festivus”).
Wow this bra is what is wrong with the world.
That is what my husband calls an “across the street girl”. As in, she looks hot across the street….then you get closer…..
The funniest is the expressions on the guests faces. Like the woman on the right: her mouth is trying to smile, but her nose is trying to crinkle upwards in disgust.
she’s a tranny
I think this wedding is being held in a Greek Orthodox church. “My Big Fat Greek Wedding” anyone?
Does anyone else see what looks like a mustache on that upper lip? On the bride, I mean! OMG!
Well thats class!
–Gods investment in you (his son) was so great, he could never abandon you!
“I will never you leave you comfortless, I will come to you!”
-John 14:18–
CatFace–yep. Orthodox. Outrageous that one of our beautiful churches would have something this immodest and suggestive in a service.
She’s smiling in the first, EVERYONE looks 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000x better when smiling.