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I’m not fluent in Portuguese, but I think this translates to, “What God has united man must not divide.” So don’t go thinking it means, “WTF, why is that 14-year-old marrying his crazy mustached Grandmother who seems to be feeling him up?” … because it doesn’t.
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I’m curious to know why they both needed their glasses on to kiss.
I mean, it’s kind of obvious she needed them to find him…but why did he need his?
Maybe because they make it where he can’t see? Hee hee kidding.
uhhh i feel badly sick. This is *horf* so badly *horf* wrong……eeeuuuurggghhhh
Geesh I thought it was only women who married for money, guess guys do it too…
@A Noun He wanted to block out her image.
Your translation was perfect. The wedding photo, on the other hand…
“What God hath joined together, let no man draw asunder.”
Oh, dear.
Mole!!!!
I’d assume the glasses are serving as a splash guard.
Splashguard? BAHAHAHAHAHA!! Jen, you made my day!
Translation’s correct!
Am I the only one to see a Portuguese Shia LaBouf? Wonder if they left for their wedding trip in a 1976 Camaro?
Just for the record, they’re not portuguese, they’re brasilian! :p
Correct translation!! lol
His translation is correct, your Portuguese is almost fluent. LOL! Here in Brazil we have a saying: LOVE IS BLIND! Be the case …
And yes, that’s what it means…
And if that’s LaBouf, then now you know what Megan Fox will look like in 30 years!
hello creepy. where can we find their newspaper wedding anouncement?! @SpaniardX you are definitely the only one to see a Portuguese Shia LaBouf …
molemolemolemolemolemolemole
@SpaniardX
Haha! I definitely see that, too. I couldn’t place him earlier…you’re spot-on.
Are we sure this isnt a gay wedding? Cause that old… thing on the left looks rather manly.
@Anon
Course they do. Or citizenship here in America. I once met a woman who was close to 90 married to a guy in his 20s whom I’m pretty sure is gay – I’m positive he married her for citizenship.
mmmm g-milf. *vomits*
@Rômulo Ribeiro
Exactly, Love is Blind. And there are some occasions it should not wear its glasses.
@foxmaiden
I thought the same thing about it being a gay wedding. Anyway, looking at the age the of “bride” in white, God may be asundering soon. Or maybe this is just the effects of wearing thongs on Ipanema for too many years.
i’m just trying to not think about the wedding night.
@A Noun
those are his beer goggles.
I totally just threw up a little in my mouth.
why the f*ck is she clutching his tit!?
mmmmmmmmmmole…….dont say mole…i said mole…….
@enamy
Maybe he’s a necropheliac. She’s ancient, she could die at any second!
Had to be in my country!What shame!!!!!
*confused*grossed out*vomits*
Is it a bad thing that I reeeaaally want to know the story behind this image? I am far too curious but.. c’mon.. why?!
i’m sure this is not from potugal. looks like it’s from brazil.
File this under things that have drastically shortened my lifespan due to stress.
é nóis. Brazilian Proud!
It’s okay, you’re not alone…
So do I
@L.
And no doubt that that is exactly what he’s banking on.
I’ve seen this picture before but I’ve never understood it. Is it for legal reasons? Is it for money? Is it WHAT THE FUCK I WANT TO KNOW WHYYYYY?!
Brazil-zil-zil \o/
@portugese
Funnily enough, the official language of Brazil is PORTUGESE!
Oh god im eating!
that pic in the corner almost mad me vomit!
I speak portuguese and the translation is correct. But WTF?! Really?! WTF?!?!
http://errederudson.blogspot.com/2007/06/o-que-deus-uniu-o-homem-no-separe-sic.html
The hell?
This woman is portuguese or of portuguese descent. Take a look at her mustache. Equal to that of Portuguese women who live here in Brazil. The portuguese woman, owner of a bakery near here is known as Mustache.
Hey come on don’t say that! I’m portuguese and I know that some old ladies have some kind of mustache… but portuguese young woman are beautiful!
What for the love of God is this shit? Little boy marries great granny? He looks absolutely thrilled, too. Maybe it was an arranged marriage? Does she take her teeth out when they kiss?
O.o……OO
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I’ve read about this. He married his grandmother because he didn’t want her to be alone. He loved her and felt sorry for her or something. Gonna check it out.
Why would you post BS like this? It’s not true. There’s no real story behind this, he married her because he “loved” her. Whether it’s for money or something else, I don’t know, but she’s definitely not his grandmother.
BRAIN BLEACH! BRAAAAAAAAAAIN BLEEEEEEEACH! *Scrub scrub scrub*
I wouldn’t marry my grandmother ON YOUR LIFE, even if she is lonely.
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ewwww… the bride.. ewwww…
sigh.. poor groom. though I guess he doesn’t seem to be bothered.
he looks hawt anyhow ;o
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oh god…
good bye cruel world
suicide here i come !!
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….but when a 70 year old man marries a 20 year old woman, it’s okay?
No…it’s still gross.
In Argentina, a 23 year old guy married his mother’s best friend, an 85 year old woman. The guy lost his mother when he was 15 and he never knew his father. The lady married the guy so when she dies, he would be the only beneficiary of her little fortune (not to much, but enough) since she had no relatives. In Argentina, in that kind of case, the goverment takes everything.
The lady died a few months after. Then, the guy told the media that he had “becoming” gay. Off course, he was gay before.
Maybe this is something similar.
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and this here is the newest mode of Contraceptives we have!
i dunno brasilians . . .the could be cape verdean . . .MY people. Though usually with cabos its the other way around ; a 72 year old man fathering children with a 15 year old girl.
Wait, wait, wait, i take it all back . . . i forgot, my people don’t get married! they must be brasilian!
and the worst part is… he looks a LOT like a kid at my hs. now i wont be able to look at him without barfing a little.
looks like he loves her look at the way hes kissing her. beaty is in the eye of the beholder and youth/beauty is fleeting im actually kinda touched that this guy married her it gives a whole new meaning too i love you for your mind not your body..but he may like her body as well chicka bowwow shaboing!
Hey, older women – the things they know!!!
So that is what happened to Moammar Ghaddafi. He ran off to Brazil and married a teenage boy.