Submitted by: It’s from my wedding! via Submit Page
If you’re concerned your daughter’s not ready for marriage, just give her ass a firm squeeze. Once you do, you’ll have your answer. It’s like ancient voodoo.
After you’ve determined she’s good to go, don’t forget to use modern technology effectively to document the day. Otherwise, you’ll look crazy.
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Obviously what’s going on is mom is once again trying to make daughter feel bad for “having a fat butt.” Because mom is a mentally abusive witch who can’t stand to see her daughter have any happiness.
Actually, that is my mother…. and that is my butt being squeezed. I can promise you it’s a loving squeeze
She’s an AWESOME momma.
What makes this really weird for me is the mother in question looks eerily identical to one of my college professors…
Still, strangely funny/sweet photo
Just might be her… pretty sure she DOES teach at a college (I know her).
What makes me laugh the hardest is just the complete straight face she has going on.
hahah nice