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Everyone Knows Pirates Get Married At Sea.

Dec. 19, 2009

Everyone knows Pirates get married at sea.

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Shiver me timbers! It’s a Ye Olde Traditional Wedding. I’m not sure this union is valid without the consent of his parrot. Is he going to sign their marriage certificate with one of the feathers in his hat? They remind me of Mr. FancyPants and his Fairy Princess

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Jumping For Joy Or Trained To Perform On Command?

Dec. 18, 2009

Jumping for joy or Trained to preform on command?

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Every girl grows up wishing for that perfect guy who expresses himself through gymnastics. What’s next, a few hand-free cartwheels? Some splits? He looks like he’s just getting warmed up.

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ARRR, Who Wants To Be My First Mate!

Dec. 17, 2009

He better be the something of honor.

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Avast, scurvy dogs I be JoeHawtness (not pictured). For those of you who don’t know me, I’m from Hawtness.com. I can feel it…you’re impressed. Well let me assure you…don’t be.

However do be impressed with this brazen sailor (who I’m sure is addled with some sort of sea-dementia) as he wanders boldly through this beach-side wedding.
The wedding party was stunned; the bride hoped that if they left the good captain alone he would just wander off in search of rum, or at least he would quit asking the bridesmaids if they wanted to climb aboard.

Yours Truly,
Joe Hawtness

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World Naked Bike Riders Are Good At Wedding Crashing Too!

Dec. 17, 2009

Funny - Wedding - Photos - Naked Bike Wedding PhotoSubmitted by: dunno source via Submit Page

This picture totally belongs on Photobomb.

It’s not the first wedding photobomb that’s landed on Wedinator, but it is the first full-frontal. Apparently nudist cyclists are all about safety, peace on earth, and streaking past the town square. 

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Keep it together everyone, please.

Dec. 16, 2009

Keep it together everyone, please.

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I think this is the sign of a good party. We’ve got “group dancing” on the left, amateur tango-ing on the right, and … well, whatever’s going on in the middle.

Either that woman is about to fall over, or she’s a very, very poor dipper. That thong isn’t doing her any favors. Neither is the ominously-placed power cord on the floor. 

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Is this a wedding or a senior prom? How old are they?

Dec. 16, 2009

Is this a wedding or a senior prom? How old are they?

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Dude, you comin’ by the hotey later? We’re gonna have like 6 kegs! Whut whut! You know how we do. We gotta send our married peeps off in style. They’re going to Cancun for their honeymoon tomorrow, so tonight we’re gonna rage! Bring Jager

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This Bride is serious about personal space.

Dec. 15, 2009

This Bride is serious about personal space.

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Who does she think she is, Rihanna? Or was this dress part of a negotiation with her husband to allow his brother’s crazy kids to come to the wedding? “Sure, they can come. But I’m affixing sharp spikes to my dress in case they try to get too close.” 

Some Bridezillas just shouldn’t be trusted with sharp objects

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