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I wonder if there’s any left for their guests? “Umm, I guess I’ll take some off the bride’s beard.”
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Archive for December, 2009
The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem.
Dec. 13, 2009
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Nothing wrong with a little cake foreshadowing. This way, your relatives won’t be surprised when you get totally wasted and pass out in the coat closet.
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Who needs a veil with that lace collar?
Dec. 13, 2009
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Something tells me this woman and her husband could make your enemy disappear if you deposited $20,000 into one of their off-shore bank accounts. It’s like a modern-day Cruella DeVille is marrying Vlad III the Impaler.
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At least her legs are together… this time.
Dec. 12, 2009
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Note to self: Never hire this guy to be wedding choreographer. This ‘move’ is pretty far from the JK Wedding Dance. Are they doing a variation of The Bug?
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Suit-Dress Is Prettier Than Pant-Suit Every Time!
Dec. 11, 2009
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Always a bridesmaid, never a … wait.
This is one of the most dashing brides I’ve ever seen. The craftsman-or woman-ship that went into this outfit is truly remarkable. It’s masculine, yet feminine. I can think of another lady with a head full of weave who carried calla lilies down the aisle and didn’t look half as put-together as this manicured queen. He looks even better than this guy!
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Japanese Lingerie Intelligence
Dec. 10, 2009
So all these geriatric Japanese ladies who are as old as *28* are wearing this novelty bra that counts down the marital clock because they’re tired of waiting around for prince charming.
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The countdown stops when an engagement ring is (finally) inserted, after which the “Wedding March” begins to play. Sounds super smart to me! See for yourself (and pretend you understand what they’re talking about):
Did I mention there’s also a solar-powered bra on the market in Japan? It is both environmentally and artificially green.
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The solar-powered bra “can generate enough electric energy to charge a mobile phone or an iPod.” Ooook. So that’s what she’s doing?
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One Coin, Two Sides
Dec. 9, 2009
At first I thought this might be her husband. Isn’t she one of the Real Housewives?
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Husband or father, this gentleman looks rather dashing. And I thought she looked kind of hot for a super tan bride with gigantic fake breasts….until I saw this:
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How can a woman look so different from just a few feet closer? This picture frightens me. The Botox duckface, the horse hair weave… the close-up of her figure-skating “gown.” At least her husband’s kaftan-looking jacket takes some of the distraction off her tacky mess. What’s he hiding under there?
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