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The coffin behind them just illustrates how serious they are.
Unless of course the venue accidentally double-booked itself.
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Submitted by: dunno source via Submit Page
The coffin behind them just illustrates how serious they are.
Unless of course the venue accidentally double-booked itself.
The lucky woman, she got herself one of those “Twilight” guys.
*facepalm* As a fat woman I have to say – FAT WOMEN SHOULD NEVER WEAR SLEEVELESS ANYTHING! It makes the arms look even bigger!
Her Texas-size upper arms distract from the coffin.
A wedding and a funeral – is it some kind of a package deal?
The black widow two-for-one deal.
The groom kind of looks like a propped-up cadaver… makes you wonder if the coffin is really for decoration.
besides being half her size, he looks half her age.
Guess she either works or lives in a ktn from the size of her. What were they thinking? I don’t think her arms are big, but the rest of her is.
Nice star on her forehead. I wonder what that coffin is for? *Makes me wonder…
She is going to eat that dude up.
i always heard that tombstones in the background of a wedding photo are bad luck.. no idea about a coffin?
There is nothing wrong with her upper arm. So it is a little bigger than “average” people. Grow up and accept the fact that she looks great in her dress@Jami
Is it just me or does that guy somewhat resemble Jensen Ackles?
@me
Please “me”, stop lecturing and grow up yourself. You didn’t read the post- Jami was saying this as a fat woman herself. You realize you just blathered at a self-proclaimed larger woman that she had no business offering advice on how to look beautiful being big?
Perhaps the brides father passed away so he couldn’t give her away and the groom said to himself, ‘I don’t want the love of my life to be upset on her big day’ so arranged for her father to be brought to the wake…er…I mean reception!
‘Phoenix’ is right ‘me’ you should read ALL of the comment. On that note… I too am a fat woman and whereas I don’t think her upper arms are that bad, I think the panel in the side of her dress is a mistake as it just looks like an emergency alteration to make the dress bigger after the bride put on a lot of weight. Other than the panel, I think she has picked a lovely dress that suits her.
Sod the coffin, she’s marrying Barry Chuckle!
No.
Am I the only one that thinks she looks perfectly fine, dress and all?
I have it figured out. It’s in case she has a heart attack during the cake!
As a dress maker, yes the panels are not quite right for this lady. Always up and down, not across, but she looks quite nice in her dress and her arms are fine. Big ladies ALWAYS put down their arms. Umm… LOL I mean, they always self critisize. Have a look around – skinny ladies have bat wings too! And sometimes a lot worse than you (and me). I think the couple look fine – it’s the coffin that worries me! Maybe they make and sell them?
Thats class!
–Gods investment in you (his son) was so great, he could never abandon you!
“I will never you leave you comfortless, I will come to you!”
-John 14:18–
You can say what you want about the bride; she’s still reasonably normal, but that groom’s really creepy-lookin’.
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