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I’m pretty sure you can cut glass on this bride’s trapezius muscles. Awesome. She’s levitating above her shoes! Something tells me she’s going to land perfectly in those heels whenever she decides to come down. Which could be in like an hour.
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Go CrossFit!
Helga crush puny man .
That’s my kind of woman.
This is a brilliant photo!
Awesome.
Some brides will do anything to get out of those shoes after the wedding.
On the upside: this is probably the only outfit where getting that chalk all over it isn’t going to ruin anything.
Oh.. mommie…
Yowsa.
Crazy deltoids! I’d hit that.
wow! and i LOVE the dress.
Does this remind anyone else of how ripped Meryl was in her dress at the end of MGS4?
…I know, I’m a dork, you don’t have to point it out.
@Pam
Agreed! LOL, my first thought on seeing this was not anything about what was going on, it was “OMG! Where did she get that dress?”
I’m with Elliot.
That’s my kind of woman (extra points: Windy = major Muay Thai gear manufacturer).
If I find one like her at my gym, I may just have to turn straight
What makes you think she’s not straight? Also, you can’t turn people anything. If a woman who likes women finds that she also likes men, she was bisexual to begin with.
Calm yourself, Elizabeth.
If you read carefully before spazzing out, you would see he wrote “I”, meaning himself.
I’m pretty sure it was meant as a joke anyway, so…
Go take your medication, okay?
I bet my last dollar that she’s a beast in the bedroom
o.O **pucker**
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