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That is one ghettofied wedding cake. I like how even the champagne flutes are submissive to the crazyass Bridezilla Cake Dominatrix. “You will lay down and show me some goddamn respect, you filthy stemmed glassware!!!”
“He steps back, takes it [the gun] and then shoots it in the air,” said Kendrick Shepherd, the wedding DJ. “And then comes and pushes me, grabs it and runs out the door and I’m like, did that just happen?”
Shepherd said the suspect grabbed an expensive crystal decanter full of liquor and fled.”
Something tells me his name isn’t ‘Johnny Smith’ either, Officer.
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This guy’s showin’ off his newest asset. May we all be so lucky in 2010.
Nice genes, Grams! PS: Your granddaughter’s ass is hanging out and you seem to have NO IDEA.
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