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“What is this, sparkling wine? I thought someone said there was going to be gin at this shindig. Ughh, these kids are all so 1st grade. They don’t even know their times tables yet. I have a feeling it’s gonna be a long night.”
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I strongly suspect this is merely sparkling apple juice or white grape juice, like Martinelli’s.
of course it is! it has the same label!
@Chris
Really?! You mean all those adults aren’t letting those kids drink alcohol? Wow, thank you SO MUCH for clearing that up for all of us.
@Chris
You’re absolutely correct. It is Martinelli’s I work at a bar and we almost always have a ton of it laying around due to new years and/or private parties. Which makes it easy for me to recognize even a portion of the label because I always think “Damn it, when is that stuff going to be gone” whenever I see it in the fridge or closet.
It just lingers like O’douls or Kaliber .
… sorry just got off work and apparently have some bitterness that’s lingering.
…like O’douls or Kaliber at a bar.
I fully agree with chirs and suspect that she is mad it is only grapejuice or mad she was forced to be there and dressed up
I know you guys are right, but she is most likley pissed at the fact she cant drink champane like mommy and daddy.
Betcha she looks just exactly like Grandma. From the Old Country.
@Tones
sarcasm win.
just the title of the picture was enough…fabulous. Just fabulous.
@Jason
Yep, definitely Martinelli’s. We always had it for special occasions in my house growing up.
She looks like she would be a miserable s**t no matter what the occasion. You know before that photo’ was taken that she had a tantrum and snappe ‘NO…I WANT TO POUR IT MYSELF…IT’S MINE!!’ Not that she looks spoilt or anything!
Oh, that was totally me when I was a flower girl at a wedding when I was 8. I don’t know how much champagne I drank, but I do remember having a lovely buzz. That’s what the adults get when they forget to remove the champagne from the kids’ table…