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Is this some kind of ritual sacrifice? Is the groom the apple of the bride’s eye? Is he looking at the ring like he wants to eat it, so she’s offering him a fruit alternative? SO. CONFUSED.
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I’m betting her name is Eve.
Maybe she likes Twilight.
Why iiis his head so big? Whhhyyy is his head so big?!
ZIM ftw!
NICE!!! zim pwns.
Wife: Honey, I couldn’t afford a wedding band, so I got you this apple instead…
Husband: (I wonder how much hers will fetch at a pawn shop)
Don’t get the symbolism but the pic iself is nice. Unconventional
I’m assuming that the bride is being Eve, offering Adam the Apple of Knowledge of Good and Evil. Which is sexy in an “evil slutty women are the reason we were expelled from Paradise” kind of way.
Meanwhile “Adam” is staring fixedly at his wedding ring. Which I assume is meant to symbolize the bonds of holy matrimony, whereby God gives man permission to enjoy Teh Sinful!Sex, I mean, to go forth, be fruitful and multiply.
Adam can easily ignore Eve’s seductive apple because he’s Just That Godly. They probably do it in the dark, with their clothes on. And she’s not allowed to enjoy it.
Hahahaha, I love this interpretation… SO. MUCH. <3
yeah all I can think of is they finally get to try “The origional sin”
I’ll trade you this apple for that ring!
Hmm I dunno, this ring is really sweet.
But this apple is the only red thing in the entire world!
hahahahaha
What is this, some sort of Adam and Eve thing goin’ on? Is the apple supposed to represent that she’s forbidden fruit or something? If that’s the case, why are they getting married? Is this a couple of Twitards?! So. Many. Questions!
This was on Awkward Family Photos a few months back. I think the consensus was that it’s a Polish tradition.
I’m Polish. This is NOT a Polish tradition.
Ditto! Not a tradition, fyi
I just asked my Polish coworker. She says she’s never seen anything like this.
Clearly she is a Twilight fan and he is secretly Gollum.
XD I thought Twilight long before Adam & Eve.
Same, I thought of Twilight first…not sure why though, I’m a Harry Potter fan
I love you <3
I was kind of thinking he looked like Vladimir Putin.
lol kind of like a putin and gollum mix . . . .ick
That was my exact thought! It’s like some kinda perverse LOTR Twilight cross-over
haha lol the first thing that came to mind was definitely lord of the rings for me . . . i dont think hes ever gonna part with that lol
I thought Gollum before I read Adam and Eve! lol
best reply I’ve read so far hahaha
She’s offering the giant an apple in hopes that he won’t eat her.
It’s unusual, but I like it!
@Steph
That’s the only thing I could think of, too.
My precious…
@slupine
maybe he’ll attack her for being a twilight fan, thinking she wants the ring
Clearly this is a cult…
Slupine, I was thinking the exact same thing!
@slupine
that was my EXACT thought
@slupine
AHAHAHA! Best thing I’ve read all night!
In Christian symbolism the apple represents fertility. So.. he is giving her the ring, i.e. marriage, and she gives children? Creepy..
She is offering an apple like Eve did to Adam, so Adam will propose in exchange…
It’s a Polish tradition that one of the families… can’t remember if it’s bride or groom, is given an apple after the wedding night. Red = virgin= good. Green = slut = bad. So… yeah! Include it in a wedding picture! Awesome!
He’s looking at that ring like it was a bondage collar.
I believe this is some form of vision from Mordor caused by such close proximity to the one ring.
@Demetrius
just watched that episode last night haha
@slupine
That explains everything!
Gollum reference. Well played.
Shouldn’t she be offering him a cherry?
@slupine
Best answer ever
What? Have you never seen Snow White? Have an apple, Dearie!!
Try twilight folks.
A lifetime of servitude for just one apple??? You GOTTA be kidding!
His vow: “To you, half-sized hottie bride, I give you this ring which is so big you could practically wear it as a bracelet.”
Her vow: “And to you, gigantic groom, I give you this apple, apparently the only colored thing in our strange world.”
@Adisson
If that was a “The Giver” reference then you are awesome.
That’s what I was thinking. You know, after Twimom and LOTR fan. Look! The apple is changing! Ho shiznits, I’m having emotions! Oh biscuts! Memories! Animals! Weather! Acccck…. 6th grade flashback… Funtimes in the sucky Kansas sunshine.
Eve gives Adam the Sin Apple, establishing a justification for spousal abuse for thousands of years. Congratulations on your “traditional marriage”.
When LOTR nerds and Twimoms fall in love.
@Bratfink
And his is Gollum.
Reenactment of the trojan war?
Eww!! Twilight!
The one ring to rule them all!
Dude! It’s the apple from Assassin’s Creed! I knew there was something else to that apple!
Haha! That’s what I was thinking too!
TWILIGHT
It’s Starting to Affect The Church
They are so divorced already!
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I read somewhere (can’t recall where) that in medieval days, a woman put an apple in her armpit for a certain amount of time, then gave it to the man she loved. The apple soaked up the essence of the woman (i.e. pheromones), and therefore would be intoxicating to her beau. Maybe that’s what they’re going for?
Or maybe she really is just a Twimom, like you all have said. I’d buy that before the love apple thing.
… Armpit apples?!
Jeez, I never thought I’d say this, but I HOPE it’s Twilight over that. D:
You are thinking of the witch in Sleeping Beauty.
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Groom: Hey! How come My head is so big and you are so tiny?!?
Bride: It’s because Of this magic apple; The only thing with color in THE WORLD!!
Groom: Well.. I juts discovered this ring says something in tiny letters! Im going to try to read it while you blab on about the apple!
Bride: …
Is it just me or does he look like Riff Raff. I am expecting him to tell the guests: “You’ve arrived on a rather special night.”
Also, I DO like his tie – anyone know a link on how to tie one like that?
Rad
“Yo you want this ring… get me a snack…”
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Apples are roses in the study of botany.
She’s tempting him with her ‘apple.’ DUH
Adam and Eve~
Its supposed to look like that old smow white film movie poster…i think…
Poison apple.
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Having not learnede the facts of life properly in the street, poor Dimitri gazed longingly at the ring that would adorn his bride to be’s finger, his only thought; “Hoo-wee! I’m gonna get me some sweet apple tonight!”