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Today is a day to celebrate love. And as everyone knows, love can get quite messy. In this case, I’m assuming the mess was made with delicious raspberry filling. But hey, you never know.
Happy Valentine’s Day!
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Cake!
Om nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.
I love how the jam sets off her auburn hair, the post-club-fight-in-a-kebab-shop look is a good option for them both. 8/10
She looks MEAN!!!
Blasted zombie weddings are always so messy.
Looks like they missed when they tried to kiss, and instead he hit her nose really hard and made it bleed.
It looks like he missed when trying to feed her the cake and gave her a bloody nose!
Morons.
they call that move the walrus, right?
And sadly this is the best she’ll ever look…
OH NOES! THE ZOMBIES HAVE BEGUN TO BREED!!!11!!!
is it bad that I hope she’s been punched in the face on her special day?!
YUCK YUCK YUCK!!! Looks like her nose has been bleeding! Gross!!
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