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“When I originally bought this dress, I thought my Grandma would love it. But now I’m reconsidering. Do I totally look like an underage slut? Wait…don’t answer that.”
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Kind of a mean-spirited caption. I mean, its an ugly dress for sure, but to say she looks like a slut is a bit much. Then again, that is a tag applied often by women who look best when they’re covered by as much clothing as possible.
But she does look like a slut.
I’m confused. Is the upper part of her dress made of whipped cream?
No, toilet paper roses. She looks decidedly slutty, and it’s too bad because she’s cute.
@thomas
Nah, not mean. She does look like a slut. Or really, a hooker.
Does the groom’s tux have cutouts too? Then, maybe it would be okay.
I don’t think she is a bride. The rest of the clothing is too casual, it’s almost like a photo shoot.
No, she’s a feary!
You mean /fairy/?
The dress soes make her look like a slut, but the after-wedding ganagbang really gave it away.
“We’ve got your skinny girls, here at the Western World” — with apologies to Becker & Fagan
@Nikko
Feary = scary fairy?
I think this is a dance recital. It looks like a woman is handing out flowers to each person in a dance group. Do you see that the girl in the picture is only being handed one flower out of the bunch? And I bet she is underage, which is why trying to pretend this is a wedding picture and calling her nasty names is inappropriate.
Even if it’s a dance recital – it’s still a slutty outfit. Parents are a bit on the permissive side, eh? Yeek….makes me glad I have boys, for sure…
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dunno, I can think of several dance numbers from, say, the Nutcracker, where that would be a very appropriate outfit. the snowflake number, walz of the flowers, half a dozen others. Get some culture and get a clue.
I agree with jamie, the only people who insist that girl is a slut have some major body insecurity (and possibly health) issues they need to get over.
What version of the Nutcracker did you see? That dress is completely inappropriate for a dance performance not only be cause of the HUGE missing sections of midriff (in the event that ther are areas of skin showing, dance costumes often cover the area in flesh-colored netting), but it is impractical for a ballet performance (nothing in the way of shoulder straps).
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Ok. anyone else see the weird alien hand coming from behind the chicks back? Maybe I’m just drunk.
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Almost makes me wonder if she’s sniffing her fingers to make sure she had fun when she was deflowered…