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This announcement takes a tip from the DIY wedding craze. Except it’s more like, “I’m gonna make this here sign by hand because that good-for-nuthin’ John Patterson ain’t even worth a real church sign. That worthless, shiftless piece of dung is gonna marry my ONLY daughter, dammit!”
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Boy are Thanksgivings going to be fun for that family!!!
Grandma Goldberg? Is that you?
Excellent use of the word shiftless, which sadly in modern culture has come to mean an inability to do capitals.
I hope this is a joke, otherwise the holidays will be awkward!
I can’t express with pixels on a screen how much I love this.
I agree with the excellent use of “shiftless”, but deduct points for “no count”.
@bleggh
“no count” is a perfectly cromulent word. And how they pronounce it in the South.
Ah! Love it.
Filled with WIN!
Don’t lie, tell us how you feel! That is pure Southern though, I can hear Hattie McDaniel (Mammy from ‘Gone With The Wind’) saying it!