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Say it with me now: Please don’t let that be her brother, please don’t let that be her brother, please don’t let that be her brother….
PS: Damn, his suit is shiny! Looks like he got the “satin finish.”
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Why is she just standing there and proudly letting him fondle her?
It must be in NJ. No where else in the world could a wedding be that tacky.
I’ll take that as a joke if you are a fellow Jerseyan; otherwise I am mortally offended (well, at least a little put off)!
On second thought, keep thinking that way—saves the best of N.J. for us natives!
That’s a pretty bride… and those are very pretty b00bs
Umm, the bride is on the LEFT.
Well, she could at LEAST get into the spirit of things… He’s fondling pretty hard; she should at least look like she enjoys it, right? Unless she doesn’t… in that case, I fear for their marriage!
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@Romeo
Should be. She paid enough for them.
I’m thinking this is that shiftless no account John Patterson.
“Wow, Steve! The operation was a success! They feel totally natural!”
I wonder if that’s the John Patterson of the previous post . . .
@ick
Ahem, I’ll have you know that in Stoke-On-Trent, this would be considered high society and a bit la-di-da.
wait for night
they are yours anymore 
:D
woowwww…. this is why 15 year olds shouldnt get married.
What’s worse: the shark skin suit, the groom’s haircut, the bride’s nose, or the giant duct work in the background. And the winner is: the duct work! There’s nothing like having your reception in a golf dome.
LOL! They paid all that money for the fabric swag ceiling, and you’re right—it does look like duct work.
It looks like he’s never seen such things before in all his days. At least he stayed a virgin until marriage.
who here feels they can guess her bra size?
Are those her eyelashes or her pet tarantulas?
Caption should read: “OMG, I paid for these and that’s all you got??!!”
This is a Russian wedding. His haircut her whole face and the utter class of this situation just screams RUSSIA!!